Tanizaki- *crawling his way to the main room at the agency*
Atsushi- are you okay Tanizaki?
Tanizaki- I survived the Akiko's treatment. *coughs*
Dazai- b-but how?!
Tanizaki- easy, I told her I wanted to use the restroom and she gave me a restroom pass.
Ranpo- unbelievable.
Tanizaki- I think treating people is somehow her kink or something?!
Akiko- *pops up behind him* I have more kinks than that bitch.
Dazai- really?!
Ranpo- my number one kink is the food kink. No denying it.
Dazai- what's yours Tanizaki?
Tanizaki- *blushes*
Ranpo- ask his sister.
Dazai- *shivers* ew... and you Atsushi? What are your kinks~
Atsushi- mine?
Akutagawa- *breaks in from window* YEAH WHAT ARE THEY?!
Dazai- bitch, I ask him first so fuck off.
Atsushi- well I really don't know my kink. *blushes hard*
Dazai- don't worry my tiger, you will grow very comfortable with my kinks when I show them to you.
Tanizaki- oh yeah? What are they?
Dazai- My favorite one is the Daddy kink. Then it's the bondage kink, definitely hair pulling... *probably says the whole list of kinks there are in the world*
Atsushi- say no more plez. *twitches*
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FanfictionOnce the world was a rotten hell, but now heros from the shad- Dazai- can we just cut to the scene where I find the perfect bitch to commit suicide with? Atsushi- you interrupted the intro! *sighs* Akiko- well Dazai does ruin shit every time *claps...
