Kunikida- Everyone, listen I got some news.
Atsushi- *yells* you're gay?!
Dazai and Akiko- *cover his mouth and push him down under the table* heh, that guy am I right?
Kunikida- *blinks eyes confusingly* Anyways, the boss told me that some guest will be coming toda-
Unknown- Sup mathafakas?!?!
ADA- *turn their heads to the white people that came out of nowhere*
John- the name is John. *does a fuck boy face*
Ranpo- how the hell did you get here anyways?
Lucy- by a helicopter silly.
Kenji- where is the helicopter?
Mark- ._. Oh that...
~ At the Iwatobi swimming pool。
Makoto- *walking to the pool and stops to find a helicopter sinking in the water, drops towels* WHAT THE F-
~Back to the agency。
Mark- *shrugs*
Dazai- well what do you want bitches? Money? Hoes? Guns? Everything listed on rapping songs?
John- nah man, we came here to just visit for a while. :))
Lucy- no we didn't, we came to- *mouth covered by Mark's hand but pulls it away* put your fucking hands on me I'll fucking rip your face off bitch.
Mark- try me bitch.
Poe- *listening to these fools in the background.*
John- soo... where's your president? Our boss would love to hear about him when we go back.
Lucy- aren't we here to kidna- *mouth covered by Mark AGAIN*
Ranpo- he's in his office, on the right hallway.
John- thanks!
The Guild- *left the room and followed Ranpo's directions*
Kunikida- BITCH WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Ranpo- you'll see :]
At the Iwatobi swimming pool 。
Makoto- *finishes fishing out the helicopter with the net and leaves, comes back in a second to find white people floating in it.* WHAT THE F-
Back to the agency。
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FanfictionOnce the world was a rotten hell, but now heros from the shad- Dazai- can we just cut to the scene where I find the perfect bitch to commit suicide with? Atsushi- you interrupted the intro! *sighs* Akiko- well Dazai does ruin shit every time *claps...
