Dazai- Chuuya Nakahara, I challenge you to a pokemon battle.
Chuuya- bring it on ShitFace! I didn't collect every single pokemon out there just for fun...I mean I got them at a black friday sell, 50% off! *takes out a whole deck of cards*
Dazai- all right then, here it comes!
Chuuya- I'm ready!
Dazai- I'm warning you!
Chuuya- give me all you got!
Dazai- alright then, CAT$U$HI I CHOOSE YOU!
Atsushi- *puts phone down* hah? Why me?
Chuuya- º-º am I missing something? Because I don't think there's a pokemon like that.
Dazai- I said... CAT$U$HI I CHOOSE YOU!!!!
Atsushi- oh uh okay! *walks nervously to the middle of the room*
Dazai- oh! Almost forgot! *puts cat ears on his and Atsushi's head* just tryin to look the part.
Chuuya- sooo are we goin to play or not?
Dazai- well duh? I chose my pokemon already.
Chuuya- but he's not a pokemon!
Atsushi- well I do turn to a weretiger that's something.
Chuuya- *growls* fine! COME ON OUT AKUTAGAWA!
Akutagawa- *breaks in from the ceiling which Kunikida just fixed from the previous breaking* I'm here bitches!
Dazai- alright, CAT$U$HI USE FURRY SWIPE!
Atsushi- how do I do that tho?
Dazai- c'mon I'm rooting for you! Be creative! I'm your #1 fan, I believe in you!♡
Atsushi- uh, okay. *transforms hand to a paw and swipes/slaps Aku in the face*
Kenji- *watching from bleachers and gasps* oh my.
Atsushi- uh, sorry.
Akutagawa- *being the masochist that he is* hit me more plez.
Atsushi- wah?
Chuuya- ugh, enough of this, Akutagawa use Rashomon!
Akutagawa- *summons rashomon and kitten scratches Atsushi in the arm*
Gin- also watching from the bleachers with Kenji and gasps* oh my.
Dazai- CAT$U$HI, INSULT THE POKEMON!
Atsushi- your mama is so fa-
Akutagawa- *starts crying* I don't have a mom!
Tanizaki- *ALSO watching from the bleachers and gasps* now that was just plain rude.
Akutagawa- I don't wanna roleplay anymore, I quit!
Chuuya- hey you cheated Dazai!
Dazai- doesn't count as cheating if it isn't killing a pokemon! Good job CAT$U$HI I knew you could do it! *starts raising flags with Atsushi on it*
Kunikida- *walks in and spits out his freshly new tea* WHY THE FUCK IS THE PORT MAFIA HERE AND WHY IS THE CEILING THAT I JUST FIXED BROKEN AND WHY ARE THERE BLEACHERS IN THE AGENCY AND WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING?!?!?!?
Meanwhile~
Mori- I'm going to use my most precious medal ever yet! Elise-chan! *puts medal into Yo-kai Watch*
Fukuzawa- *puts in a medal in his own Yo-kai watch* I choose Kyouka.
Elise and Kyouka- *summon*
Mori- what but that was originally my yo-kai! You're cheating!
Fukuzawa- *puts hands on hips* well does this medal have your name on it?
Mori- ....no
Fukuzawa- well then it's not yours and you have no proof that it is.
DAMN, The Angency is full of cheaters. No wonder they win fights with the PM or TG so much.
-liberty-ler
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FanfictionOnce the world was a rotten hell, but now heros from the shad- Dazai- can we just cut to the scene where I find the perfect bitch to commit suicide with? Atsushi- you interrupted the intro! *sighs* Akiko- well Dazai does ruin shit every time *claps...
