Sanders Sides One Shots

[35] Things Pt. 4

October 14, 2017

The Disney Channels weren't complete sooo...

┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)

Virgil last year: *wears a Anakin Skywalker costume*
Virgil this year: *wears a Darth Vader costume*
Patton: What do you want next year?
Virgil: Maybe Hans Solo or something...

“ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Roman: I can't cook fried chicken.
Virgil: Oh please, I can't cook an egg.
Roman: Well, I can't boil an egg!
Virgil: Pfft, I can't even boil water.

(≧∇≦)/

Logan: It's an agreement between two parties.
Roman: Did someone say parties?
Logan: I meant people. Two people.

└｜゜ε゜｜┐

Roman: What's propitiation?
Logan: I don't think we should get into that topic.
Roman: Is it a bad thing?
Logan: It's a good thing.
Virgil: Really? I hoped it was a bad thing.

┗(＾0＾)┓

Logan: What did you learn from this topic?
Roman: Nothing.
Logan: ... Okay, Patton?
Patton: Nothing too!
Logan: (-_-) zzz

(ノ^o^)ノ

Virgil: What is the law of life?

~(＾◇^)/

Logan: The law of the pig life is to...
Patton: Eat?
Logan: Eat!
Patton: *shook*

ヽ( ´¬')ノ

Logan: You don't expect an apple tree to roll in the mud.
Patton: You can if you believe!

┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

Logan: Since this topic is too deep, let me dumb it down for you guys.
Roman: Hey!

(●__●)

Roman: If you sin—
Virgil: YOU DIE!
Roman: ...

╮(╯▽╰)╭

(Not Sander Sides)

Person: All you got to do...
Me at my mind: IS BELIEVE YOU CAN BE WHO—
Me in real life: *stares and nods*

ಥ⌣ಥ

Logan: If I slap you, are you going to let me slap you again?
Virgil: *shakes head*
Logan: Your going to fight back, right?
Virgil: *shakes head again* No, I'm gonna run.

(」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣

Logan: We're dogs, we're kind of like dogs.
Patton: Uhh, I love dogs.

(#^.^#)

"You need to express cat."

Other sides: *looks at Virgil*

(#letVirgilexpresscat2k17)

⌒(=๏ x ๏=)⌒

Logan: He's a Bottom.
Virgil: *freezes and mumbles* Me and my dirty mind.
Logan: What did you say?
Virgil: Uh...

(^(I)^)

So my friend's school had this thing where there were red, green, yellow, and blue t-shirts. They were teams, sounds familiar? Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw. So they had a team fight. Sounds like house cups.

So, in the end, the 'Hufflepuff' team won. She was like, "I will HUFF-LE-PUFF and blow your house down!"

And I was like OMG YES!

Another funny thing, she's a Slytherin inside a 'Gryffindor' team. Her friend's a Gryffindor in the 'Hufflepuff' team, and her other friend was a Gryffindor in the 'Slytherin' team.