Benjamin and Elliot Gavrin would be the last people to say they had the hardest lives in the history of the world, after all, living in rural-suburb Litchfield with both their parents Arthur and Jeonga, and having their schoolmates, friends like Mic...
Even though they had the Delightful Children and Cuddlemuffins, Boost still wanted to grow his gang, so he (with the help of the other members) put an ad out on fliers. It had a dark blue background, with colorful graffiti style text (neon blue, neon green, neon purple, neon orange, white, and black).
Delightful Road Muffins
Do you want to join a crew that will make you cool and help you plan and think strategically?
Fun!
Racing!
Free things (Electronics, make up, food, and more!)
All skill levels are welcome!
3:00 p.m.
13 Cole Avenue, Danswampville, New Hampshire.
The Gavrin brothers and Robo saw the ad on a utility pole.
Ben: What's this? (reads the advertisement)
Robo: The Delightful Road Muffins are trying to get people to join!
At 3:00 (well, 3:05), Robo spied on the Delightful Road Muffins from behind a large tree to see the member count. He saw that as a result of the advertisement, many people joined. Mostly various Danswampville teenagers, but also (among other children and adults) Bridget Anthony.
Ben: They have no idea what they're getting into.
Robo: Free things, huh, yeah from stealing.
Since the ride they made didn't really get the message across in hindsight, they decided to take a more direct approach and set up more direct traps. After all, there is a high risk of getting trapped and going to jail when you're a gang member.
They lured in some athletes with balls and other sports gear lying around. When they went to pick them up, Robo threw a mesh throw net over them.
Others were lured in by Lego robotics parts. When they went near the Legos and robot parts, four metal walls slid up from the ground.
When Bridget was lured in by hair dye, a drone Robo built
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picked her up and placed her into a roofless jail cell.
One of their favorite traps was to put out books (including magazine, manga, comics), toys, even a rocking horse, and advertise them as free.
When the children and other people came to claim them, a bottomless cage fell down, trapping them.
Girl: Oh my God, there's a sale of free makeup and perfume over at that table! (she and other girls squeal and run towards it)
Unfortunately for those girls there was a net near the table. When they stepped in it, the net pulled up and they got caught.
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[Robo, Ben, Elliot, and Caitriona come in.]
Ben: This is what you all face if you join Boost and join his gang. Get caught and go to jail. Oh, by the way, those guys are massive bullies and most of the free stuff comes from stealing!
Elliot: No really, first time we met, they tried stealing from me. So... think about that.
Ben: All that aside, I hope you learned not to trust Boost or the other Delightful Road Muffins.
Fortunately the message got through that time. The desire to live like the Delinquent Road Hazards was gone. I guess even though they could tolerate chaos and risk of death and danger, they didn't want to be associated with violent robbing bullies, I suppose.
[Robo, Ben, Elliot, and Caitriona come in. Robo uses an axe to cut the net down, Ben opens the bottomless cage then presses a button on a remote control. Caitriona opens the jail cell. Elliot removes the throw net.]
