Benjamin and Elliot Gavrin would be the last people to say they had the hardest lives in the history of the world, after all, living in rural-suburb Litchfield with both their parents Arthur and Jeonga, and having their schoolmates, friends like Mic...
Released: February 17, 2025 (Happy President's Day!)
[We are shown a tall 24 stories high hotel made out of cardboard boxes.]
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Eddy: Good morning! The Ed-tel is now open for business!
The hotel had a registration area with an Accessible concierge desk, Interior Corridors with nice black carpeting with white stars surrounded by white circles on it, a chandelier, a table with flowers, Surveillance cameras, Security Officers (which was just Ed and Double D), An Elevator, A sign to a business center, newsstand, and shopping center, and was 100% Smoke Free.
[Patrick Star enters]
Eddy: [walks behind desk] Welcome to the Ed-tel, the best place to relax.
Patrick: I'd like a cheeseburger, please.
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Eddy: This is a hotel. If you want a burger, you'll have to get a room and order room service.
Patrick: Okay, one burger and one room with cheese. Oh, and can I get cheese on the burger, too?
Edd: (awkwardly trying to make small talk) Say Patrick, why do you want to check into a hotel?
Patrick: Sometimes I just need to get away from it all. [rings a bell on the desk] Wow, this hotel has everything!
Eddy: [takes bell] Gimme that! Now sign here.
Patrick: Oh, okay. [takes pen and prepares to write his name, but he finds that Eddy is watching his writing] Do you mind?! [Eddy turns around so Patrick starts writing. Eddy peeks] Don't look! [Eddy turns around] Done! [Patrick has drawn a giant monster doodle of himself fighting three attack planes.]
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