Shadowteer

Chapter 1 - Chranon Begi- The Shipper

"MANON!! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW-"

"I'M COMING GUYS, GEEZ!" Manon ran down the stairs, putting on her warm coat with a sigh. It was the first day of school and she could tell it was going to be-

"Ughgh."

She could tell it wa-

"UgHgHgH..."

Ahem.

"WHY SCHOOL WHY!!" Manon groaned.

"DO I HAVE TO GET AN EDUCATION? Bein a hobo doesn't sound so bad-" Etta.

"Knock it off guys. Education is important and as much as school sucks, you still have to go through it." Ella.

Manon loved that her best friends were twins. They couldn't be any more different though. Ella still liked mint green while Etta still liked pink. Etta was also older which was slightly surprising since she was the looser of the two. Ella had her hair in a short afro style accompanied by a headband while Etta's which had grown longer than her sister's was in braids. They were-

Hollup.

Ugh.

My idiot brain forgot something.

Sorry guys.

So... if you haven't read the first book, I'm the Shipper. Super powerful shipping goddess in my books. It's fun. Anyway... Hawkmoth's in jail, got defeated by all the superheroes. They never found his butterfly brooch though. All ma ships, Adrienette, Nalya, Mylivan, Sabrax and the rest are married and stuff. But obviously I was too lazy and not inspired to write books for all of em so I just decided to skip a few... well a decade. Eh. Potato tomato.

Anyway, ten years later, everyone's got their jobs and stuff to do. All doing great. No more akumas. Just chill. I know, boring right?

So, out of boredom, I decided to pay my little butthurtfly friend a little visit.

I appeared outside his jail cell in my cloak and grinned.

"Hey there Hawkie. How's prison life trea'in' ya?" He froze. He was scared beyond his wits. He turned his head slowly and growled.

"YOU!" He ran towards the bars and glared at me. I giggled.

"You are a sad man dude."

"GET AWAY FROM ME! IT'S YOUR FAULT I'M IN THIS MESS!"

"True. I did type you into it. You're right. Also, I'm not sorry." He breathed in and out heavily.

"Wh-what do you want from me?" I

"Oh nothing. Your former kwami and I just wanted to say hi. Come on out Nooroo." Nooroo flew up from behind me, trying to maintain his composure.

"Hello... former master." For a second, I thought I saw Hawkie's eyes soften.

"Nooroo."

"Aww!" Hawkmoth glared at me. "Wait... why am I here again? Oh right. Just telling you that I'm gonna have to use this miraculous. One last time. I want you to know that... that..." I took a deep breath. "Your puns were horrible and those of your villains were even worse! I can't tell who sucks more at making puns, your son or you. I mean, it's funny but still completely terrible at the same time-"

"Mistress-"

"It's Zee Nooroo." He nodded.

"Er... Mistress Zee, the security are on their way."

"My miraculous? You have it?!"

"Ye-"

"The world is doomed." The brooch was at the top of my cloak, it connected the two sides kinda like Raven's amulet in Teen Titans. Or a button. Yeah. "Why?"

"After all the years we spent together you still don't know Hawkie? Really? TO SHIP PEOPLE!! I AM THE SHIPPER! I SHIP! IS THAT SO HARD?! CHEESCAKE HAWKIE, wink wink! GIVE A GODDESS A BREAK!" He glanced anxiously at the door and back to me. I hid my smile. He was obviously trying to distract me until the officers came. 

"Why do you call me Hawkmoth still? Seeing as you are the new Hawkmoth and all."

"Why thank you for reminding me Gabe. You aren't even Hawkmoth anymore. Eh. Too bad butthurtfly. I make the rules and I type the book so I can call you whatever I want."

"Oh... yes..."

"Run out of questions to stall me with dude?" He winced. "Say your goodbyes Nooroo. I'm done chatting with this guy."

"Good... good bye former master... Gabriel. I wish you well."

"NO! WAIT!" The officers came. I rolled my eyes.

"It's about time you showed up. I've been waiting for what, over five thousand years now? Sigh. Humans. So disappointing. Later Hawkie. I'm going to wipe all their brains now. Except you. Later butthurtfly." I disappeared. The officers looked around, wondering what they were doing around Hawkie's cell.

I relaxed on the floor in My Zone and smiled. "Hey Nooroo, do you like Hawkmoth?"

"Er... He was... evil, I agree. And he wasn't usually very polite. Very cold and hardened. Probably because of his wife. He was a bad guy but I still believe that he had some good left in him. He showed it to me once in a while." I nodded.

"#villainsarepeopletoo. Poor Hawkie. I feel like I should have brought him out of jail though-"

"No way! I mean... he needs to serve his time for his crimes." I smirked and nodded.

"Yeah, okay. You don't have  to call me mistress by the way. Just Zee is fine. I'm just your temporary holder. I'm not evil or anything, hope you don't think I am. Though I may seem like it. And I am a Slytherin- oh my gosh! Gabe's story is kinda like Anakin Skywalker aka Darth Vader's story! Awesome..." I coughed awkwardly, scratching the back of my neck. "Anyway... sorry, I'm a rambler and- I just- just wanna be friends. If that's okay. If it's not, then that's cool and-"

"Sure. Not like I have a choice-"

"What? You totally do dude. I can easily do this with my own powers but I wanna make it mysterious. To them anyway. You say the word and I'll take you back to Fu right now."

"I'll... stay."

"Thanks Nooroo. *cough I was lying anyway *cough*." The butterfly kwami just chuckled.

"You are welcome Mi- Zee. What is that name short for by the way."

"Welp, in the virtual world it's actually a nickname that I made for myself. I have a full virtual name I made up. I just shortened it."

"Really?"

"I'm not telling."

"Aww man."

And that's that. Whoops. Next chapter is the actual thing, honest.

Probably.

I don't trust myself.

Hello to everyone that read DJWiFi before this. I hope you like the book I guess so yeah. Thanks for reading and you can do all the vote comment stuff if you wanna. Bye guys.