The pub was like something you see on a massacre film, it was dark, gloomy and the punters we hunched up at the bar sipping their beers without saying a word to anyone, just a grunt when they wanted another beer...
But as I scanned the room I noticed a group of lads, hot lads may I add. They were flipping beer mats and playing God Save the Queen and I was sat with my parents and brat sister having a meal out which mother made me get dressed up for... Not amused.
I couldn't help but look over at all the fun that they were having and I wasn't, I ate my scampi and chips wishing that I was playing ring of fire with the fitties.
Then a sudden desperation for the loo came over me, they were in front of the loos and I was in my heels that couldn't even tip-toe in. Crap.
I wanted to look hot, sexy and, being newly single, dateable! So I stood up, declared i was off to the ladies room.
So back straight, tits out and I strutted over to the loo, not noticing the wire across the floor, tripped and fell on my face.
Right in front of the 5 lads before even reaching the loos. But as i fell I hit my head on the table making me remember none of the humiliation, just waking up later still in the same pub just laid in the recovery position in a dress and heels and the hotties, gone, nowhere to be seen.
Humiliation of day one in Middle earth, completed... 110%
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Newly single.
Teen FictionA true London girl has been dumped and is newly single and back on the market. After her break up she is doing alright until her parents drop the M bomb on her that "we are moving to Yorkshire" as she continues to call it middle earth it becomes her...
