[The Village Inn, night. Pete and Firkl are in a booth drinking coffee and smoking.]
Pete: I never thought it would end like this. I never thought that Goths would just be slowly replaced by Emos.
Firkl: Pete... if they get me... if I get sent to that camp... and I come back Emo... kill me. Promise that you'll kill me.
Pete: [flips hair] I promise.
Waitress: Hey, you kids need to order somethin' or you need to go! [pours some coffee into Firkl's mug.]
Pete: Not now, lady, we're really depressed.
Waitress: So what else is new?
Pete: This is different, okay?! Our two friends are being body snatched by Emos! [flips hair] There's only one other group who understands Emos like we do. We're gonna have to team up with the Vampires.
Firkl: Are you crazy?
Pete: [leaves the booth] What choice do we have?!.
Firkl: The Vampires are our sworn enemy. We beat up their leader, and burned down their lair. Don't you remember?
Pete: Yeah I remember. And it may be a suicide mission, but we have to walk right in the middle of the Vampires, and ask them for help.
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South Park Goth Kids: Dawn Of The Posers
RandomI found the script of the ENTIRE episode on Google guys 💯 I made another one but for some reason I can't write/ edit it anymore 😕😟
