[Troubled Acres, night, at the greenhouse. A security camera follows the car as it enters the rehab center. Everyone exits the car. Another camera shows Michael rattling with the emo plant. A third camera catches the group going down one hallway.]
Pete: Michael?! You here?
Mike: I feel like we're being watched. [yes they are, by the Security Cam 3000. A fourth camera shows Henrietta's former room. Zoomiing out reveals an emoclarus looking over a desk with videocameras all around. The king emoclarus looks on. It leans over and seems to whipser to the security emoclarus. In the greenhouse, the group reaches Michael, who has become delirious and is now groaning]
Pete: Dude! Michael, are you okay?
Michael: Kick it over! Stop the plant!
[Mike walks over and kicks the plant away, then gets into a karate stance. Firkle disappears] Oh! Oh, thank God you're here. Emos are plants and they're invading human bodies.
Pete: Alright, we're gonna get you out of here, and then we're gonna burn this whole place down. [a gun is cocked and everyone looks at the source]
Firkl: I'm sorry, but I'm afraid that's not the plan.
Gardener: [appears behind him and approaches the group] You did very good. The emo plants are very pleased with your dedication.
Michael: Firkl! All this time I thought you were Goth! How long have you been Emo? [Firkl takes off his jacket and ... wig.]
Firkl: Don't you see we can't stop them? We might as well join' em. [The Emo King shows up and starts rattling. The gardener turns around and walks toward it]
Gardener: Yes Emo King, right away. [turns around again] The Emo King wants us to proceed at once. [moments later the black Vamp, Mike, and Pete are tied to chairs and plants are placed in front of them]
Pete: Ugh! Let us go, you ultimate conformists!
Gardener: Don't fight it. It's quicker that way. [the plants begin to rattle]
Mike: Oh God! I'm starting to feel Emo.
Pete: Wait a minute. Where the hell is Edgar Allan Poe?
Mike: He said he was over this, and was gonna hang out at the Village Inn.
Pete: What?!
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South Park Goth Kids: Dawn Of The Posers
RandomI found the script of the ENTIRE episode on Google guys 💯 I made another one but for some reason I can't write/ edit it anymore 😕😟
