[The road, night. The Vamps and Goths are heading to Troubled Acres. Pete is driving]
Pete: Alright, listen up. Once we find our friend, we've gotta torch the place and get out.
Firkle: [coughs] Dude, Edgar, can you not smoke in the car?
Poe: You can't tell me what to do! Who elected you the mayor of me?!
Pete: Cut it out, Edgar! It's annoying everybody!
Poe: God, you guys are so lame! [tosses his cigarette out the window] And if you want my help, you'd better all stop calling me Edgar.
Black Vamp: Well that's your name, isn't it?
Poe: That's the name my stupid parents gave me! I like to be called by my Goth name: NightPain
Black Vamp, Mike, and Pete: Oh God...
Poe: What? You guys are posers!
Black Vamp: Ey, just so you all know, if one of you ain't who you say they is, and we get inside that base and you reveal you're actually one of them Emo muthafuckas in disguise, I WILL go crazy on yo' ass!
Poe: If one of us is a traitor, it's probably your wannabe vampire leader.
Mike: Oh, fuck off, NightPain.
Poe: Make me, poser.
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South Park Goth Kids: Dawn Of The Posers
RandomI found the script of the ENTIRE episode on Google guys 💯 I made another one but for some reason I can't write/ edit it anymore 😕😟
