[Conference room B, the noon hour. Vamp kids file in and take seats. The hour is set aside for Vamp kids and Twilight fans]
Vampir: Okay, let's all be seated please? [the kids quiet down] This is thee noon meeting of the Vamp kids? I am Mike, your lord and dark master, per se.
Vamps: Hail Mike.
Mike: Okay uhhh, our main order of business is of course the Halloween social. We're still looking for volunteers to make the-
[a round of snarls goes up as Pete and Firkle enter the meeting]
Mohawk Vamp: It's the Goth kids! [moves aside. The other Vamps turn to look at the Goths and take to hissing and snarling at them. A boy vamp steps forward and spits at Pete as Pete and Firkle head for the podium]
Pete: Ugh. You spit on me, Larry. [Mike steps down so Pete can address the Vamps] Uhh, hey everybody, uuhm, I know we aren't on the greatest terms right now. We realize we called you all queermos, aaand we're sorry we burned down the Hot Topic at the mall.
Firkle: Sorry.
Pete: But uhhh we have a bigger problem here, and it's ALL of our problem.
Mike: You've got a lot of nerve coming here!
Pete: Now, shut up Mike. Listen, okay? There's a camp that kids like us are being sent to, a-and somehow this place is taking kids like us and... turning them Emo. [the Vamps start talking amongst themselves] Yeah. You might not even be able to tell at first. It could have already happened. One of you might already be turned.
Black Vamp: Okay hold up! Hold up! You mean that one of us might not really be a Vamp kid? [no one says a thing]
Pete: Uhhhhh, right.
Black Vamp: [steps into the aisle and moves forward] Well whoever you is, you better get yo' ass ready to run, muthafucka, 'cause you're a damn traitor! And I bet you it's this little nigga right here![stops by a Vamp in a skeleton sweater and purple highlights in his hair]
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South Park Goth Kids: Dawn Of The Posers
DiversosI found the script of the ENTIRE episode on Google guys 💯 I made another one but for some reason I can't write/ edit it anymore 😕😟
