[Henrietta's house, night. She's in her bedroom with a lot of new Emo friends.]
Henrietta: Are you guys getting into that Fall Out Boy concert?
Emo Girl: I can't. I'm too depressed. I keep cutting myself.
Henrietta: Yeah. I'm cutting myself to hurt this worthless body that I'm in. [a knock is heard at her door]
Mrs. Biggle: [sing-song] Henrietta, I baked cookies for your new little Emo friends.
Henrietta: Not now, Mom! Can't you see I'm hurting?! [gets sarcastic] I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment! Sorry I'm not the pretty cheerleader ya always wanted!
[her mom takes the cookies back and closes the door. She goes to the living room]
Mr. Biggle: Does she still seem better?
Mrs. Biggle: Oh, much better! She didn't call me a bitch, and she actually apologized to me.
Mr. Biggle: Well that's more like it.
Emo Boy 1: You know what we should do? After us Emos take over the Earth? We should um, paint the White House black. And we should have Fall Out Boy at the Super Bowl.
[Mike rises up from under the window sill. The Emos don't notice]
Emo Boy 2: We're Emos.
[the cowlick Vamp rises up next to Mike] When we rule the Earth we're not gonna have football.
Emo Boy 1: Oh yeah. [outside, three other Vamps hold up the two boys peering inside the window. Pete and Firkle sit on the roof nearby. The Vamps have seen enough and withdraw from the window]
Mike: And you say she just showed up like this?
Pete: You know Henrietta; that thing in there is not Henrietta!
Cowlick Vamp: That blonde Emo is Sarah Collins. She was a Vamp kid two weeks ago.
Black Vamp: You want me to go in there and waste these mothafuckas?! I'll do it!
Pete: We can't just go in there and kick their asses. We have to stop this thing at its source.
Mike: Indeed. If there is some kind of black magic at work creating these monsters, then we will have to use our most powerful Vampiric abilities to stop it.
Cowlick Vamp: Do you mean?
Mike: Yes, my child of darkness. We must call upon the powers of the Vamp kids' most sacred entity, per se. Only he can help us in this darkest time. This calls... for a summoning.
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South Park Goth Kids: Dawn Of The Posers
De TodoI found the script of the ENTIRE episode on Google guys 💯 I made another one but for some reason I can't write/ edit it anymore 😕😟
