Chapter 17: It Was All A Prank

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Voice: Looks like it's over, Harold Flannagan. So we have just one question for you: are you scared?!

Flannagan: [frozen in fear] What do you mean?

Voice:  ARE YOU SCARED?!

Flannagan: YES!!! [Pete flips his hair]

Voice: That's good! 'Cause you're on... "Yes, I Was Scared!" [music plays and the lights come on]

Pete: What?? [the cast and crew of that show come out of the plant work.]

Host: Look! Look at the camera right there

Flannagan: Oh my God, are you serious? [grins.]

Host: Your wife Sarah put you up to this.

Sarah: [pops in next to Harold] Haha I got you! [giggles some more]

Firkle: This is a prank?

Black Vamp:  Oh man that's good! They got us good!

Firkle: I turned traitor for no reason?

Pete: [to Michael] Did you know about this?

Michael: I have no idea what's going on.

Host: Howard, did you suspect at all that a gardener job at a camp for troubled teens was a setup?

Flannagan: No, they really had me convinced!

Host: And you didn't suspect anything when we had plants tell you to turn Goths and Vamp kids into Emos when really they're exactly the same thing?

Flannagan: I guess I should have figured it out. I'm an idiot. [laughs about it]

Host: Tune in again next week, when we make a woman from Milwaukee think she's working at a haunted abortion clinic.

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