giovanni | vanadis
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"hi, this is—"
"i want a fucking girlfriend."
"..."
"..."
"well, as far as i can remember, i'm not an escort."
"..."
"and as far as I can also remember, this is a hotline for ice cream delivery. not a hotline for boys who can't keep their dicks to themselves."
"wai—"
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The I Scream Talk ✓
Short Storyin which a famous football quarterback decided to break up with his girlfriend over the phone. the girl who answered wasn't his girlfriend. • "Hi, this is-" "I want a fucking girlfriend." "..." "..." "Well, as far as I can remember, I'm not an escor...