giovanni | vanadis
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"hi, this is i scream ice cream delivery, we aim to bring delight to your home! how can I help you?"
"vanadis, how do you count cows?"
she raised her right brow in amusement, sensing that he was going to boast a joke from google again.
"well, with your fingers?"
"no. with a cowculator."
"you sure are so confident with your jokes, yeah? did google tell you that this time?"
"actually it was ask.com. but hey, it's the one who says the joke that counts."
"ah, there's the cocky old vanni again."
he laughed.
"anyway, i heard connor was a fan of your football. he goes to your school, actually."
"connor?"
"yeah. the delivery boy...? mint chocolate ice cream...?"
"oh. oh. really? i didn't know. we could've talked longer."
"he's a junior in your school. and he said he was shy. and that you're popular. he didn't wanna come across as some die-hard fan."
"that's ridiculous. what's his name? connor? i'll go find him at school and say hi."
"sure. tell me how it goes."
"i'll probably stalk him too. follow him to his part-time..."
she cackled.
"creep! don't you dare. i'll tell connor not to talk to you once you go up to him and say hi."
"let's see if he agrees, then. after all, he's a fan of mine."
she snorted.
"and strike two of cocky old vanni..."
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The I Scream Talk ✓
Short Storyin which a famous football quarterback decided to break up with his girlfriend over the phone. the girl who answered wasn't his girlfriend. • "Hi, this is-" "I want a fucking girlfriend." "..." "..." "Well, as far as I can remember, I'm not an escor...
