giovanni | vanadis
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"hi, this is i scream ice cream delivery, we aim to bring delight to your home! how can I help you?"
"the annoying brat was nagging me to buy ice cream."
"you mean ashleigh?"
he snorted.
"who else?"
"oh you've come just to the right place, vanni!"
"you don't say."
she laughed out loud.
"mr grumpy old man, how are you?"
he smiled, her sunny voice lighting him up again.
"i'm being tortured here. why did dad's condom have to break and spawn me a she-devil?"
"hahaha! take your anti-stress pills, grandpa. what's your order?"
"is there mint chocolate?"
"yep!"
"that would be it, i suppose."
she laughed.
"anything else, sir?"
he chuckled.
"that would be all, ma'am."
"okay, mint chocolate ice cream coming right up!"
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The I Scream Talk ✓
Short Storyin which a famous football quarterback decided to break up with his girlfriend over the phone. the girl who answered wasn't his girlfriend. • "Hi, this is-" "I want a fucking girlfriend." "..." "..." "Well, as far as I can remember, I'm not an escor...
