giovanni | vanadis
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"happy halloween—"
"halloween's done."
"oh hi there, donald trump!"
he groaned,
"this is why i didn't wanna tell you."
"hahahahaha. so, how was the party?"
"fine."
"oh. not great? you sound unsatisfied."
"you say it like i just got off from sex."
"GIOVANNI!"
he was taken aback by the sudden shout,
"what?"
"don't say things like that when you're talking with me!"
"what things? things like sex?"
"uh, yeah? it's... unsanitary?"
he laughed out loud,
"unsanitary, you say? where the hell are those words coming from, vanadis?"
"i mean it's inappropriate...?"
"why? does the word sex make you cringe?"
"it's weird."
"my sweet innocent Vanadis."
"perv!"
he laughed out loud,
"what? i didn't say anything!"
"stop it."
"i want to ask you something, van. what's long, hard, and has cum in it?"
"oh my god. i will seriously castrate you."
he laughed out loud, he could almost hear the flapping of the birds outside flying away because of his noise,
"it's cuCUMber. Are you thinking of something else?"
"i was thinking of kicking you off the bridge."
"oh, is my sweet innocent Vanadis starting to have dirty thoughts?"
"yeah like cutting your head into pieces and feeding it into the piranhas."
he chuckled,
"go on. cut it. but you have to find me, first."
"you know what, I hate you than broccoli."
"what did you say? you love me to the moon and back?"
"i'll hunt you down, cambridge."
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