giovanni | vanadis
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"hi, this is i scream ice cream delivery, we aim to bring delight to your home! how can i help you?"
"..."
"hello?"
"..."
"um... is anybody there?"
"..."
she bit her lip,
"please tell me i'm not talking to a ghost."
"...you're not talking to a ghost."
"oh finally! hello, sir! what would you like to order? to tell you beforehand, garlic ice cream is not available right now. although that definitely won't be a problem since we have many other flavors to pick on!"
"wait, garlic ice cream?"
"..."
"..."
"you are the asshole who called yesterday!"
"uh—"
"hah! got yourself a girlfriend now? scratch that—a fucking girlfriend?"
he licked his lip,
"look, i—"
"good luck on your horny life. i hope you don't get STD while hooking up with some random girl—wait, actually you know what i strongly hope you get STD!"
"i was—"
"well, whatever. why are you bothering to call back, anyway? guilty? good to know you have some conscience."
he found himself slowly getting annoyed to this girl,
"well, apparently, i'm human. i have conscience. i do feel what you feel—"
"so do you also feel my urge to shove you off a bridge right now?"
"..."
"fantastic talking to you. goodbye."
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The I Scream Talk ✓
Short Storyin which a famous football quarterback decided to break up with his girlfriend over the phone. the girl who answered wasn't his girlfriend. • "Hi, this is-" "I want a fucking girlfriend." "..." "..." "Well, as far as I can remember, I'm not an escor...
