giovanni | vanadis
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"hi, this is i scream ice cream delivery, we aim to bring delight to your home! how can i help you?"
"..."
"oh glob... you again?"
"how do you know it's me?"
"apparently, i can sense evilness over the phone."
"..."
"and i also observe that you swear quite a lot. where do you live? i bet your language there is english with resounding amounts of 'fuck'."
"feisty. and i'm sorry. it's just—sort of a habit, I guess."
"bad habit, may i rephrase that."
"..."
"..."
"so... forgive me?"
"tell me first why you wanted a girlfriend."
"wait—fuck."
"ah, well, there he goes again."
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Короткий рассказin which a famous football quarterback decided to break up with his girlfriend over the phone. the girl who answered wasn't his girlfriend. • "Hi, this is-" "I want a fucking girlfriend." "..." "..." "Well, as far as I can remember, I'm not an escor...
