giovanni | vanadis
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"happy halloween, this is i scream ice cream delivery, we aim to bring delight to your home! how can i help you?"
"well, let's see... you can help me by coming to the game."
"oh, hey. um, actually about that..."
"i want you there."
she sighed,
"i can't be there, giovanni."
"why the hell not? vana—"
"i don't want to be there!"
"..."
"it'd be so embarrassing. not just for me but for you, as well. imagine all the girls snarling at me and wondering why you even invited me to the game. and i can't go with ashleigh. if her friends see her with me, they'll unfriend your sister. i'm serious. i would know."
"what the fuck are you saying? what, you're ugly? you're not worth it? i don't care! do you even know yourself, vanadis? you can't just say bullshits like how bland your hair is or how dull your eyes are—goddamn."
"i know myself and i most definitely know how unpleasing i am—"
"then i'd say you're fucking blind all along."
"you say that as if you've already seen me. well, to tell you the truth giovanni, you do not know me. at all."
"oh don't—"
"just call me again when you've got your head cooled already."
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The I Scream Talk ✓
Short Storyin which a famous football quarterback decided to break up with his girlfriend over the phone. the girl who answered wasn't his girlfriend. • "Hi, this is-" "I want a fucking girlfriend." "..." "..." "Well, as far as I can remember, I'm not an escor...
