giovanni | vanadis
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"hi, this is i—"
"i wasn't grinning, you know."
"nah, you were."
"wasn't."
"i'll pretend to believe that. how was the ice cream?"
"it was delicious. i might buy another one today. and tomorrow... and the next day..."
"hahaha! my manager would like that."
"ashleigh said hello, by the way."
"did she like the ice cream too?"
"she said it tasted like heaven."
she clicked her tongue.
"just what i expected."
"van."
"yeah?"
"i have something to say."
"lemme hear it."
"i'd tell you a chemistry joke... but i know i wouldn't get a reaction."
"..."
"..."
"you know, you might have to stop googling jokes at 2 am from now on."
"..."
"i know you googled that. my sixth sense says you googled that."
"...please pretend it's funny."
she laughed.
"now that's funny!"
"if you were a vegetable, i'll say you'd be a cutecumber."
"oh, i know right? i'm so cute."
"yeah, i want to hang you like a keychain because you're so cute."
"damn you, cambridge."
"my pleasure."
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The I Scream Talk ✓
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