giovanni | vanadis
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"happy halloween, this is i scream—"
"so you've changed your greeting now?"
"HAPPY HALLOWEEN, FRANKENSTEIN!"
he chuckled,
"trick or treat."
"so, i bet you have a party to attend to."
"why do you say that?"
"it's what teenagers do during halloween."
"you say that like you're not a teenager."
"so i'm right? you have a party?"
"mm. unfortunately."
she laughed,
"what's your costume?"
he grumbled,
"don't ask me."
"but i want to know!"
"guess it, then."
"um... mickey mouse?"
"no."
"cowboy?"
"no."
"uh... woody?"
"woody?"
"you know, the cowboy in the toy story."
"tell me the truth, do you have some fetish for cowboys?"
she laughed out loud that she was almost sure the costumers outside had heard it,
"no! i was just guessing! pumpkin?"
"no."
"oh my glob, don't tell me you're wearing a tutu."
"what's that?"
"seriously? the one ballerinas wear. you know, the glimmering dresses."
"christ, no! what am i, a fucking tooth fairy?
"fine, you don't have to cuss! hahahaha. just tell me what you're wearing."
he groaned,
"you're going to tease me forever."
"well, it depends."
"exactly why I'm not telling you."
"fine. i won't tease you."
"..."
"sooo?"
"i'm donald."
"oh! donald duck?"
"no. trump."
"..."
"..."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
he rolled his eyes. This is why he didn't want to tell her,
"vanadis, stop laughing."
"oh my god! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
"jesus."
"i cannot! i cannot believe it! oh my god, giovanni. YOU NAILED IT HAHAHAHAHA."
"..."
"okay, i'll shut up now."
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