Bolt From The Blue || Thor x Reader x Loki

Chapter 14

Author's Corner :

Mike : What are you eati- What is that, Author? 😱

Author : This? *pointing at the food in her hand* This is Durian, a heaven fruit on earth, mmm yumm, want some? 💁

Mike : *walking closer* *sniff* *sniff* Ewwww it smells rotten! 💩🙊

Author : Don't call my fav fruit rotten you idiot! 😤 Nighty night Mike! *chucking the durian's rind to Mike's head*💥👤💫💀💤

-Chapter 14 : Shilly Shally, part 1-

"Prepare yourself, It's almost time", a voice calmly said in a fake-cheery tone as the owner of said voice looked and smiled at someone with a fake-smile-like-one-of-Sai's (1) smile.

"Hn", the other grunted softly, not-looking at the other person, eyes too busy looking at the beautiful reddish orange sky.

Both of their hairs were gently moved by the slightly cold breeze from the sea.

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Rustle

Rustle

(y/n) heard a rustling sound of clothes from behind her back.

Gasp

Now, she heard a quite gasp. "M-m-m-my I-", a meek female voice could be heard from behind (y/n)'s back. Obviously a maid.

"Oh great, a witness, just what I need! Author, you know what? This is getting old? Are you trying to make this story a slightly smut one? With all of this crotch-y business. Gawd I will be impressed if-", (y/n) murmured quite loudly, her lips were still on a lovely place a.k.a Thor's crotch. Thor shuddered and felt his blood was quickly migrating to two different places, one to his brain and another one to his you-know-where, and...

Thud!

The maid and Thor fainted at the same time. The maid probably fainted from shock while Thor.. High blood pressure? Or something ..else? Maybe both.

"That was impressive (y/n)! I never knew that Thor could faint like that, if ever..", Hegan voice startled (y/n) from the hot debate with herself about whether to do the right thing a.k.a pulled her lips and hand away or to stay where she was, the latter was really tempting though...

Smack

(y/n) quickly pulled away and chose to smack Hegan's head out of reflex. Well, she always did it whenever Mike was being an idiot. "Ouch! What was that for (y/n)?!", Hegan screamed in pain, rubbing his sore head with a pout.

"You are being an idiot Hegan, that was why I smack your pretty little head. You should be happy that I did it not as hard as I usually do to Mike", (y/n) scoffed at Hegan after she sat quite far away from everyone, fearing that her clumsiness was going to start doing something else that equally as embarrassing as 'that' thing.

"Your dignity is in question here, (y/n). The thing you just did reminds me about this thing I read from a Midgardian book... what is the title of the book? Sut... Utra.. Kam.. Oh yes Kamasutra! And what you did was like what the book called with three.. three something about a girl with-", (y/n) cut him off.

"Hey, hey stop there dude. This story isn't going to be a smut one so it doesn't need to be explain so thoroughly about 'that' thing", (y/n) dashed as quickly as she could to Hegan, putting her hands over his mouth to stop him from saying any further. Hegan mumbled something but it muffled by (y/n)'s hand.