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Human Really Isn't That Bad (Cannibalistic Tobi AU)

Tobi's P.O.V 1,091 words

Sunday's are the most important days of the week. It's the day I go spotting. No, I'm not a bird watcher. Bird watchers are for lame old people. The type of people I'm not looking for.

I'm a people watcher, if that makes any sense. Every Sunday I go out and walk around. Sometimes it's through the town square. Sometimes its the park. Sometimes it's even by the river. The place varies but my goal does not.

Today just happened to be Sunday and I just happened to have spotted a beautiful woman alone by the river. Her dress was so big and bold, tight to the skin. What a whore.

I fixed my tie and straightened my back, this woman had to feed into my elegance. With a quick, speedy lunge I was able to hook my arm around her waist, "Hello darling," I purred with a smirk.

She made a sweet gasping noise. It was as if she didn't expect my hand to graze against her stupid little ass. She's so typical, "Hello there?" she responded, confused by my movements. I'm sure she figured I had intentions. I did, but it was nothing she would expect.

"How has your day been?" I asked.

"Lovely so far, how about you?"

"It would be better with you sweets," I whispered in her ear. My hand lingered by her stomach as I moved behind her. Normal people would consider this assault but not her. I can just tell, this is fun to her.

"Oh really?" She looked back at me, returning the look. And with that, she was in my house.

I told her to wait in my room while I got myself ready. No, I was getting my weapons ready. Not to mention the room I'm in now is where everything happens. It's the room I kill all my victims in. Ha, no way I'd kill someone in my beautiful room.

It had been just about five minutes. I heard the floor creak, just like usual. Some women like her just can't wait, "Tobi?" I heard her call. My name sounded so beautiful when she said it. It made me feel like a king.

"Ah, just one second," I moaned quietly to get her to come closer to the door.

"Whatcha doing?" The floor creaked yet again, she was right outside the door. The knife in my hand was no normal knife, it was a butcher knife.

I moaned again and she walked inside the room, shutting the door. Bingo.

There was one thing in here, a box. That box had a few knives in it. They were sharp but not as sharp as this one. With my hands behind my back, I looked at her innocently. If only she knew what one step could do to her.

"Oh Tobi," she made me feel so good but my name was mine and no one else's.

I stepped up to her and smiled evilily. Her look immediately changed when I threw my hands from behind my back. One hand on her left shoulder and the other with the knife to her neck. It happened so quickly I wasn't even able to enjoy it. The knife glided against her throat, making her practically spray blood in my face.

Through her chokes I watched with a smile on my face. The knife was covered in blood. It was dripping with it, so beautiful. I held the knife up to my mouth and licked along it, being careful not to cut myself.

Oh how sweet her blood tasted, it honestly made me horny. I pushed my feelings to the side and returned to the body. It was bleeding out on my floor, oops.

"You look so pretty," I laughed and pecked her lips, "Even prettier than before." To stop the blood for now I tied an old t-shirt around her neck extremely tight. It helped a little I guess.

With the blood kind of out of the way, I lifted her up off the ground and made my way down the stairs. My deli was never open on Sundays, this was the reason why. I had to get a new victim to last the whole week meaning Sundays were the only days I had available.

She was a nice plump girl too. If she wasn't all fat I could possibly make it two weeks with her. The butcher table was nice and clean. I made sure there would be no food poisoning going on or I'll definitely get caught.

It's amazing though because I can charge ridiculous amounts for human meat. That's only because everyone in town comes to buy it. The thing is, no one knows it's human, they all think it's deer or other game meats.

I removed the shirt and began to take her bloody clothes off. She didn't have much on, just undergarments. Once she was full exposed I took my own shirt off and wiped my face with it. This was going to get messy.

Before starting I snatched my apron from behind me and put it on. I didn't know exactly where to start. My big iron butcher knife was next to me. It was way larger than the one I used to kill her. This big one is used to break through bones.

Then it hit me, I'll start with her limbs. One by one I hacked off her arms and legs, moving them to the side. Those would be made into nice steaks or somethin'.

It took a long while to get her all cut up. The drain tank underneath the table was just gross and full of blood by the time I was done. That was no problem though, I could use it for dishes.

There were human guts and organs everywhere. I could possibly make sausages with any left over meat. And her bones could be made into broth along with a few fingers. The chicken soup here was made with that broth, everyone liked it.

Sundays were always long, they never ended early but they always came with a good reward.

The next day the shop reopened, customers flooded in. My top customer was Eric, he was addicted to my 'deer' meat.

The funny thing is, before he went blind due to an accident he was a doctor. He knew absolutely everything about the human body. I'm sure if he could see he'd never be eating that and I'd be in jail.

"Morning Eric," I said with a smile.

"Morning Tobi."

~Mother Emo