OC Oneshots

So Many Memes (Sierra x Jaborii)

Sierra's POV            1500+ words

"Wait are you 100 percent sure that was the right song?" I questioned for the third time.

"YES SIERRA. I HEARD THE SHREK SONG ALL STAR ON THE RADIO ON THE WAY HERE." Avery shouted.

"Wait - you're talking about Shrek? Since when?" Jaborii giggled as he looked up from his phone.

"Sierra doesn't believe that I heard All Star on the radio. ITS A POPULAR MEME SONG WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!" Avery continued shouting at us.

"Alright, alright. I believe you now. Chill." I groaned jokingly.

"Ok, well I've been hanging out with you guys for a long time and Hudson is probably home from work now. I have to make sure he didn't try to cook and accidentally burn the house down." Avery laughed as she grabbed her bag.

"Aw alright. I'll text you later then. Bye!" I cheerily waved as she walked out the front door.

"See ya." Jaborii added with a calm, but friendly smile.

"That reminds me, one of us has to cook." I pointed out.

"Well, I did last time so it's your turn now." Jaborii remarked, reaching for the tv remote.

"Ugh, can't we just order pizza or something. Cooking takes so much effort." I complained while dragging on the last sentence.

"Fine by me. I will never ever complain about pizza." He said calmly, flipping through the tv channels. "Ooo look. Sports."

"Neither of us know anything about sports. All we know is memes. Why in the world would you even think about watching sports?" I chuckled a little as I scooted closer to him.

"Hmm good question. I'm not sure. Let's watch a movie or something than." He said, wrapping his arm around my side.

"Hey! I need to go get my phone if you want pizza. Let go of me! And also we can watch the Shrek movies if you want." I tried and failed to wiggle out of his grip.

"Stop kicking me and give me a kiss. Then maybe I'll let you go." He bargained.

To my own surprise, I leaned down and kissed his inner thigh, close to his crotch. He gasped loudly and almost threw me off the couch.

"O-oh no no no I'm so sorry. I-I didn't realize." I exclaimed as I curled my knees close to my chest.

"No no it's okay, angel. You just startled me is all. I didn't expect that from you. It's okay, really." He hugged my side as best as possible in the awkward position and kissed my cheek.

I turned my head and gave him a proper kiss. I very rarely did things like that so I guess he had a reason to be startled. I still felt bad, though, since he reacted like that.

"If you're sure it's okay, then I'll actually grab my phone this time and order the pizza. What kind do you want? Actually never mind I'll do it myself." I smirked evilly and typed in the number to a pizzeria.

"Wait! Don't do it! I know what you're doing! NOOOO." Jaborii dramatically flailed his arms in the air.

"Hello. Yeah, I'd like to order a Hawaiian pizza for pickup. Ok, thank you." I hung up the phone and crossed my arms, staring at him. "Ha." I stuck my tongue out playfully.

"Nooooo. Whyyyy?!" He laid flat on the couch and pretended to be dead.

"Bye dead body. I'm going to the pizzeria. Maybe you can tag along as a zombie." I joked, stifling a laugh.