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DOEZ U LIKEZ MY DRAWZING OF GARZOTH WITH CAT PLUSH? I DREWZ IT


"Hey Kawaii~Chan, what's your opinion on cat puns?" Zane asked.

"Meh, all of my puns are pretty cat-astrophic," KC replied.

"Oh really? You should kitten here and tell me one."

"Fur-real?"

"Fur-real right here and meow."

"Okay... um... I CAN'T THINK OF ANY UNDER THIS MUCH PURR-ESSURE."

"C'mon KC, you gotta stay paw-sitive."

"I don't know if I can do this... I'm all of a sudden not feline well..."

"Oh no, should we call a purr-amedic?

"No, I just feel a little sick in the stomach... But I need to take a mewment to rest."

"Ok. Was it those cupcakes you took meowt to get? You ate like twenty..."

"Ohhhh yeah... it was probably those... those were pretty 'ruff' on my stomach."

"LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN."

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