//Kendall//
Best friends since diapers; me and Ethan. Both of our first words were even each others names which still makes me laugh to this day since we didn't know how to say our own names though we knew each others. There wasn't a day that passed where we didn't make each other laugh. And still, 17 years on since birth together, our friendship going strong, still best friends forever."Get up fat ass" I yelled while jumping on to Ethan. Ethan shook his head. "Come on ethieeee we're gonna be lateee" I said while ripping my duvet off him. He was shirtless boi those abbssss...but I don't really see him like that, still tho, it's impressive. Since he was shirtless he instantly went cold so he grabbed me and pulled me onto him. "You're warm" he said in his morning voice. Even though my mind was telling me to resist and complete my task of getting him up I just couldn't because Ethan gives the best hugs on planet earth. My head was on his chest and I had the best idea as soon as I saw his hard ass nipples. I quickly sat up and pinched them hard. This'll definitely get him up. "Ahggrjjdirifkwdndj KENDALLL OWWWWW IMMA GET YOU!" He said while leaping out of bed holding his nips, however i was already halfway down the stairs. I ran into the kitchen while laughing my head off. And as soon as I turned my back from the staircase, I got floored to the ground by Ethan. But he technically floored himself because he didn't want to hurt me so he basically leaped and grabbed me then landed right on his back with me comfortably on his stomach. "That was definitely worth breaking your back for wasn't it." I giggled. "Who said I was done with you?" He smirked as he pinned me on the floor and tickled the shit out of me. "Stop stop stooppp I cant breathe ethannnnn" "fine, only because your my bestfriend." He said getting off me and pulling me up. "Awwww eteeweetee" I said hugging him. "Stop with that disgusting nickname shithead." "It's pronounced shitheed. Now get a tshirt on those titties before they freeze and fall off" I said while slapping them and going upstairs. I could hear Ethan still laughing his socks off. I giggled.
Ethan and I basically live at each other's houses, there's no such thing as 'a sleepover' for us anymore, it's like, would you call sleeping in your own home a sleepover? But we usually stay at my place because my dad is always working so the house is practically mine and adult-free and also Ethan thinks the things in my room are so much cooler than his, but I know he really just wants to get ahold of my Polaroid to spam the wotsits out of it then pin the pics on my wall, they're honestly too cute I don't want to take them down but I swear there's over 50 pics of him on my wall and he keeps teasing me that I made a shrine of him when he was the one who put them up there in the first place. He's really sweet and indescribably funny, and I couldn't possibly have it any other way.
"Yo dooface get yo bubblegum dum dum fat ass up here now" I yelled. I could here his footsteps approaching my room. "What is it darling?" Peeping his head through the door, impersonating a moms voice . "dear mother, would you mind getting dressed, then we wouldn't be so terribly late for school." We held in our breathe for about a second before bursting into laughter. We soon collected ourselves . "Anything for you" He said in his normal voice while coming to hug me. I hugged back. "You smell good" he said. "What perfume do you use?" He added. "Thanks, though you stink, and also, why would you care it's not like your gonna wear a women's perfume." I giggled, standing there, still in his embrace is rocking from side to side, I like these special moments we share. "First of all, rude, second of all, I might wanna buy it for Cams birthday because she needs to up her perfume game, like first of all, who in gods name would create a cardboard smelling perfume, and secondly, who would be that much of a twat to even buy that?" He chuckled. I stepped back, then saw a frown on Ethan's face probs because he didn't want me to let go, I can read this asshat like a book, it's a bestfriend thing. I put my fingers on either side of his lips and then pushing them apart, making him look like he's smiling. "School?" I asked. "School." He replied. I softly slapped his cheek while walking into the bathroom.
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