Boyf Riends and Tree Bros Oneshots

Attempt 1

Ok guys so this story is weird. I had so many ideas for it and I couldn't choose one to write so you are probs gonna notice that there are some titles with the same name and different numbers. Basically these are aus.....to my au. Don't worry you'll catch on.

Look at the sky Evan told himself look at the sky and let go. It's gonna be okay. Evan looked out at the beautiful sky in front of him. It was a beautiful bright blue with clouds that were so white and fluffy you'd think you could walk on them. Maybe we can.,,,,,if we just jump. Evan closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "You know that fall won't kill you!" Evan was so startled by the voice below him he almost fell off the tree. "What the fuuuu," he said looking down. There stood the school druggie Connor Murphy in all his long haired glory. "It's only about thirty feet. The most you'll do is break a leg, maybe two." Evan stared down in confusion, "but why don't you come down and I'll take you back to my place and we can overdose together."

Evan stared at him even more confused than before. "W-what?" "That fall ain't gonna kill you dude, it's too short. Just come down I got some of my dad's sleeping pills in my car. We can go out find a nice little park somewhere and just, take a little nap." He smirked up at Evan and waited for an answer. "So what do ya say?" Evan thought over his options. One one side he could just jump and get it over with. On the other he could follow this random kid who he's never talked to before, who has a tendency to beat kids up whenever he gets mad, and who would probably just kidnap him and rape him or some shit...but at least he wouldn't be alone.

Slowly Evan began to climb down the tree to Connor. "Knew you would make the right choice. Follow me my car isn't far away from here." After a few minutes they finally got to Connor's car and climbed in.

Two minutes of awkward silence later Connor finally said, "hey do you like showtunes?" "What?" "Showtunes, Broadway, you like it?" "I d-don't know I-I've never listened to it before." Connor slammed on the brakes causing Evan to shoot forward. "You've never listened to Broadway!?" Evan looked up at Connor and shook his head as hard as he could. "You uneducated Cranberry Fucknut. I am not gonna let you die without listening to wicked." He grabbed his phone and quickly unlocked it. His hands were moving so fast Evan could barely even see what he was doing. Within four seconds his phone was blasting some orchestral music and Connor was driving again.

Twenty ,minutes of awkward driving and Evan watching Connor sing as loud as he could to the songs he was playing they reached their destination. Evan looked up from his phone where he was retyping a suicide note to send to his mom. "Wait where are we?" He asked because instead of sitting in front of the Murphy household the two boys were in front of a cute little ice cream shop. "Ala Mode my friend. You ready?""F-For what?" "...ice cream?" Connor responded with the most 'isn't it obvious' voice that Evan had ever heard. "Why?" "I'll explain after you get icecream."

Evan timidly followed Connor into the store and waited in the line with him. "Milkshake, ice cream, or both?" "Both?" "Both it is what flavors?" "No wait!' "Nah you're getting both now. You still like strawberry right?" "Wait, yes, no, what?" "Okay reese's Milkshake and strawberry ice cream," Connor said quickly not giving Evan time to deny or stop him. Evan tried to stop him but was ignored. "Thank you Mrs. Down how are your kids doing?" Connor said to the old lady behind the counter. "They are great dear. Alex has finally asked out john and they should be coming here tomorrow for their first date." "That's great Mrs. Down! Can you thank Alana for the help with Chemistry yesterday?" "Of course dear have a nice day."

Connor handed Evan a milkshake and bowl of strawberry ice cream and led him to a little booth in the corner. "Okay...why?" Evan asked gesturing towards the ice cream and the store around them. "Why what?" "Why all of this?" "Oh yeah. You looked hungry and I thought you could use some ice cream. You should never kill yourself on an empty stomach. Also if you just end up in the hospital this might be the last tasty food you eat for a while.....and I never got the chance to take you out on a date.

They spent the rest of the night talking and joking and binging on ice cream.

"It's been seven years and too this day I have no regrets." Evan said to the crowd before turning to look at Connor who had tears welling in his eyes. "Which is why on this day I ask you to be mine. I love you Connor Murphy. Will you do me the honor of spending the rest of your life for me?"

Sorry about the short/crappy story its late and I really wanted to put this up before I went to bed. Goodnight guys I will see you in the next chapter buh bye.