DISCLAIMER: I CAN ONLY TAKE CREDIT FOR SOME OF THESE, NOT ALL OF THEM ARE MINE, BUT THERE ARE A FEW ORIGINALS IN THERE ALONG WITH ONES FROM YOUTUBE, FRIENDS, AND WATTPAD
"Aww! I love it when you roll right after a storm!"
"Hmm. I think only 1 saddle is good enough. I don't need anymore."
"1, 2, 3, 4...... Wow... I think I have TOO many saddle pads."
"I love it when you spook at a rabbit on a trail ride and buck me off!"
"Great job! You learned how to escape your paddock!"
"I don't like horses"
" Horses stink"
"I hope instructor makes us ride stirrupless!"
"Aww.. You broke my toe because you stomped on it. Thank you so much. Its awesome when you do that!"
"No. I don't want to go to the tack shop today. Maybe next Monday after school?"
" I hate trail rides"
" I love it when random plastic bags spook my horse!"
" I have a cold. don't want to ride today."
"Black beauty, Spirit:Stallion of the Cimmarron, and the Black stallion are terrible movies."
"Puppies are cuter than foals."
"Mules and horses are the something"
Said no equestrian..... EVER
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Mini other horse related thing:
My dog is a horse in disguise! She spooks at everything, but is super sweet, eats grass on a daily basis(and it doesn't even make her sick!), and green. She is 3 years old, and still won't let mW put a leash on her. :/
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200 things non-equestrian don't understand
RandomRead the title :P and I know not related to chickens, but I'll have one of those coming up soon too, don't worry! Enjoy! :D
