A bunch of things equestrians have to explain to non-equestrians/Funny quotes:
"I got a saddle for Christmas! No... Not a bile seat.. A saddle!"
"No. In barrel racing g you DO NOT race down a hill in barrels, you race a horse around barrels."
^ my friend thought this was what barrel racing was when I told her I wanted top start barrel racing XD
"A green horse is a crazy young horse who is still in training. "
"If a horse is broken it means it is trained, not injured. "
"Horses still need to have grain, you can't just feed them Apples, carrots and sugar cubes"
"Yes, there is more than one style of riding "
"No, that jump wasn't good, that jump was horrible, I knocked down a pole!"
"The horse isn't angry, she's just relaxed. Right noew her leg is like that because she's sleeping."
"Yeah, riding a horse is just like riding a bike! A 1200 lb. Bike with its own mind that can choose not to listen to you and kill you."
"A saddle pad goes under the saddle. You can't just slap a saddle on the horse's back without anything else and expect to stay on while you're riding!
" He wasn't just a horse. How would you like it if that happened to your mom/dad/fav pet?
^ OK... This one is a bit harsh..
"Just because I ride horses doesn't mean I own one."
^ no matter how much I wish I do :(
"Not all male horses are stallions!"
"Unlike in movies, in real life you CANNOT just jump on any horse you see and expect to ride it."
"Horseback riding isn't easy, and you can't just flick the reins up and down and Yell 'yah!' To get the horse to ride off into the sunset.."
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200 things non-equestrian don't understand
RandomRead the title :P and I know not related to chickens, but I'll have one of those coming up soon too, don't worry! Enjoy! :D
