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Read the title :P and I know not related to chickens, but I'll have one of those coming up soon too, don't worry! Enjoy! :D

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by Ilovemychickens

by Ilovemychickens

Here are some random funny horse quotes:(I DO NOT OWN THEM)

"I have OHD: Obsessive horse disorder"

"Whoever said a diamond is a girl's best friend has never owned a horse"

"If I smell of mint, I was giving my horse treats. If I smell of shampoo I was giving my horse a bath. If I smell of manure, I tripped."

"Yes, I smell like a horse. Got a problem with that?"

"The more people I know, the more I like my horse."

"May the horse be with you"

"Yes, I do have a retirement plan. It is to go horsebackriding."

"Horses make me happy. You.... Not so much."

"Some grandmas knit. Real grandmas ride horses."

"I'm not 70, I'm 18 with 58 years of riding experience."

"Born to ride, forced to go to school."

"Don't flatter yourself cowboy, I was looking at your horse."

"I don't want a prince, I just want his horse!"

"Yes, I am eating a sandwich. Yes I did just pick my horse's hooves. Is there a problem?"

"If you want a stable relationship, get a horse"

"My horse only spooks at 2 things: 1. Things that move. 2. Things that don't"

"The hardest thing about riding is the ground."