Random people: horseback riding is a complete waste of time. Why waste your time with a bigf, smelly animal when you can go shopping?
Me: and how long do you spend shopping not at the tack store?
RP(random people): uhh.... At least 48 hours!
Me: per month?
Rp:are you serious? No, I mean per week!
Me: *almost dies* and do your dresses have a brain?
Rp: no.
Me: do your dresses have personalities?
RP:uhh no..
Me: Are your dresses a living, breathing, loving lifelong companion? How long do you keep your dresses?
Rp: uhh no of course not. Dresses are what you wear, and clearly, you need a better taste of clothing*looks at my riding clothes* I only keep my dresses for a few months, or until they go our of season. Then I throw them in the trash.
Me: That's exactly why horses are better*walks away*
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RIDING IS NOT A WASTE OF TIME!!!!
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200 things non-equestrian don't understand
RandomRead the title :P and I know not related to chickens, but I'll have one of those coming up soon too, don't worry! Enjoy! :D
