[!!!!ON HOLD!!!!] The Devious Amelia Salvatore, The New Ripper

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"You know, if you two are gonna keep me locked in here for the next decade, I think we can skip the routine visits!" I yelled to Jeremy and Damon who stood outside of the door, out of view.

"You know I'm not a big champion in this whole Lexi-Recovery-Plan... but Elena thinks this place is gonna weaken you up, break you down and make you feel again..." Jeremy said walking into my view.

"We should all listen to Elena, right? I mean her plans always work out so well, don't they? It's not like she's died doing one of her plans before. Why are you here?" I replied to Jeremy.

"I'm just helping Damon" he said, still on the other side of the door.

"And here I thought you loved me! Go away" I said, fake pouting.

"Nahhh. I thought we could hang out, a little bonding. How've you been? Huh?" Damon added.

"You know, Klaus may wanna keep Elena alive, but that doesn't mean she's safe with Rebekah..." I said since I heard Rebekah and Elena talking upstairs.

"Liar, Liar pants on fire, brother. Klaus compelled you to protect Elena, and if you thought for even a second that she was in danger, you'd be working a lot harder" Damon said taping the handle on the door.

I rolled my eyes and replied sarcastically, "You got me. You got me!"

"Yep" Damon added as I heard Jeremy sigh.

"You got me. You're good. Congratulations! You can go now" I said to the both of them.

"You really have given up" Jeremy said coming into view.

"Actually, this is my happy face believe it or not" I said as I tried to advert my gaze from his.

"What are you doing?" I asked Jeremy as he and Damon broke the chains off of me.

"Screw this Lexi-plan. I think we could all use a drink" Damon said.

"Hello?" Elena said from the other end of Jeremy's phone.

"Hey!" he replied.

"Jeremy, where are you?" she said angrily.

"No idea, but I'm pretty sure, I'm overdressed....Still standing?" Damon said snatching the phone from Jeremy as he turned up the music.

"Yes, I'm fine, but I can't talk right now" she replied.

"I'll be at the bar" I said.

"Is that Amelia?" Stefan said supposedly taking the phone from Elena.

"Yeah, I kinda went off a bit. Don't worry - I know what I'm doing" Damon said.

"Damon! How could you let her out!?" Elena said into the phone that was probably on speaker phone.

"I got this",he replied hanging up, "What are we drinking?"

"Hopefully something a little bit warmer...and a little bit blonder..." I said said eyeing the bar tender.

"Hey. How can I help you?" the bartender said coming over, eyeing me as I was eyeing him.

"Hello... Max",I said reading name tag, "My brother would love a shot of your best whiskey, and I would love",I said compelling him, "a shot of you"

I smiled and grabbed his wrist before stopping,"What's the catch, Damon?" I said eyeing him.

"No catch. Drink up" he said.

I grabbed his wrist and started to drink from it, Jeremy looking away and Damon leaning over to shield us.

Later Damon, Jeremy, Max, and I are sitting around a table; I'm sitting in Max's lap playing a coin game with drinks.