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Stevie: Oh. I is taking over my kids chapter. He says he's too busy working on his cover but really he isn't. He is very lazy.

And my humans wonder where I get that from...

Anyway, I is just gonna complain on how everybody hates me, nobody loves me and I should just eat worms (although I heard that when kid goes to this place called "college" he is going to take me with him!).

They all love that nother cat more.

Her is very weird. Kid sometimes call her Stupid the Psycho. Her once ran into the leg of kid's bed headfirst. Nother cat is very dumb, and her steals all of my attention. Every time I try to play, her butt in and takes all the fun. Her don't even cover up her business when her is done using the litter box! I always had to do it for her!

At least mom get her in trouble more.

Her is not very sneaky. Her once always jump on the stereo with breakable stuff in front of the peoples. I do not like her very much.

WAIT NO HOW THAT GET THERE?!

IGNORE THAT!

I DO NOT LIKE THE JOJO! (That is her name)

I get very "depressed" as the humans call it and go to my "Box of sadness".

EXCEPT THE JOJO ATE IT, SO THE MOM HAD TO THROW IT AWAY INTO THE GARBAGE.

...the garbage stuffs is very tasty. We is not allowed to go in there, but we do when nobody is looking. They always leave us forever (they always come back tho). When they do that we do all the stuffs that we're not supposed to be of doing! Is very fun. Sometimes before they come back I sees them outside (which they will not let me go now since I went on the rail), and yells to the JoJo: "Quick! They are home! Pretend that you were sleeping!" When they catch the naughty stuffs, they always assume it was JoJo, since her always does the bad stuffs. They is starting to yell at me more tho.

I is a "pig" as the mom says when it comes to food. My favorite foods are: Cheese, Salmon, and Treats. The people don't give me the good foods that much. When mom eats the yogurt, her always lets me lick it clean when her is done.

I is also the queen of the frogs. I stand at my perch during the summer and stare at my kingdom while the frogs croak my name.

The peoples don't even let me go out and rule my own kingdom! Then again, they don't want me to take over the world while they is sleeping. During the end of the year. They always bring this big green tree that is very tasty.

When they brought it back this year I jumped in the tree. I could look at the kid eye level! He then used his black rectangle thing that he uses a lot. Sometime he listens to these sounds, other times he reads human stuff with his tiny rectangular screen friends. He does the same thing on the "computer" when he is not writing.

Is also very bad to go in the tree. You is gone get squirted with the squirt gun if you do. I learned that the hard way.

Oh no, the kid is coming back, I need to go, so bye!

Me: Okay, so I found this. Stevie will never admit it, but she loves JoJo. She's the closest thing JoJo even has to a mother. Also, because she can't sulk in her box of sadness anymore, she is always anti social with us. I like to call her "Anti-social emo cat".

Honestly I think she'd get along well with Gladion! XD

So yeah, I want to know if you guys actually liked this. I can even see if I can get Stevie to do this again sometime! The cover for this is also a representation of my relationship with Stevie. She carries me around and I have no hope of escaping. XD

Wait, what do you mean I had a fourth part of this already? I'm pretty sure this is the fourth. <checks> Yeah, this is the fourth. There was no Net neutrality thing I did. I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, I'll C'yall later I guess. Bye!