Okay, the majority of my readers said to talk about cats.
By "majority" I mean 3, but ya know, it be like that sometimes.
Any who, which kitties should I talk about?
Grumpy cat?
Loop?
Smudge?
Garfield?
Clifford? Wait no, that's not a cat...
Oooo, what about Tom?Stevie: Uh, kid.
Me: Aren't you sleeping?
Stevie:
Me: Okay then. Guess I'll leave it to you then?
Stevie: Yus. Go way, kid.
Oki. Kid gone. So haha. I is in control of the kid's Wattpad now.
Wait.
Ew, it that boy. Ug— hissss
Tanner: Ooo what this?
Hello?
Ooo. It does stuff when I say things! (๑╹ω╹๑ )
GASP WHAT THAT FACE THING THIS IS COOL! OKAY SO I GONNA TALK ABOUT STUFF NOW?
YESSES
SO
I very sad these days... it's been about 3 months since my momma... fell. The weird couple that occasionally came home and put me in the moving kennel, and had me go someplace very strange. Kid was there, and so was other kid. They were happy to see me, but they were very sad.
Since I have arrived here, things have been different.
These two girls that the kids call "Stevie" and "Jojo" live here, but they don't like me at all. The older woman that seemed to resemble momma and kid put a weird thing on my neck, for reasons I'm not entirely sure of. The two other cats hissed and growled and ran from me, just like the Stevie one did now.
I'm not sure why they won't be my friend. But it's been irritating enough for me to chase after, though most of the time that causes one of the humans to get upset, or me getting a scratch.
Those girls have claws on them. I'm not sure if front claws are a sex difference like genitalia because I've never met another male, they are armed to hurt me. Even though most of the time they run from me scared, most likely due to my age.
I'm 9 years old, by the way.
I spend most of my time with girl kid. She's always been with me since I moved here, and always let me cuddle her. She also has tasty hair OwO
Sometimes other kid comes too, and he very gentle with me. He protects me from the others, and sometimes gets me away from them to calm himself down. His cuddles are also very nice, but he smells like the girls a lot, since they always cuddle him.
It's been a rough while for me. But hot computers are still something I love sitting on (^ω^)
And I mean, I still has some fun. Stevie and I are having a contest in the adult human rooms where we see who pees on the most stuff.
It's a tie rn, because the adults always yell at us.
Ooooo what this button do?
Wait what this.
This not fun anymore tho. I go find kid.
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Random crap
RandomWhy are you looking at the description? It's pretty self explained. You want me to make a stupid pun? Fine, I guess that was kind of RANDOM though... ... This is why I have no friends...