Random crap

Oh look at me I'm finally telling the Dolphin story

Oh my god Luke is finally doing it after literally a month or so.

Yup.

If it's not what y'all expected.

Deal with it it's my life.

Bon Jovi starts playing

I like that song, but no.

Anyway, I mentioned my life got saved by a Dolphin once, and apparently y'all wanted to hear it.

So yeah.

Not stalling or anything.

Anyway here we gooooooooo

Lol not sorry.

Anyway, I'm actually gonna tell a story of how I got saved from drowning by a dolphin now.

So it was March (or April) 2013. My family went on a Disney cruise that year. One of our stops was a city in Mexico (don't remember what it was). Anyway, we went to a Dolphin swimming pool (which was in the ocean), and we had to wear Life jackets.

"But Luke," I hear you start, "Didn't you say you almost drowned?"

Yes, I did.

That's how pathetic I am.

Anyway, here's some water logic for you, apparently it likes to pull me under it, the deeper it is.

Again, I was wearing a life jacket, which is why this makes it all the more pathetic.

The fence wall that everyone used to hold themselves up was apparently useless to me.

I suddenly felt my feet bouncing off of something smooth, and almost rubber like.

I looked down to see what it was, and it was.... The material that my life jacket uses to float.

Kidding, it was one of the dolphins.

And that is how you survive in a Mexican dolphin pool in the ocean everyone.

Life jackets apparently do nothing.

Either that or entire experience was a lie.

No I'm going with the first one.

C'yall later!