Why are you looking at the description? It's pretty self explained. You want me to make a stupid pun? Fine, I guess that was kind of RANDOM though...
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This is why I have no friends...
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Me: Oooo OC tag! Looks at Simon Can I use you for this?
Simon: Sure. Knock yourself out, Luke...
Me: Thanks, Simon! Love ya! Now I'll just be telling y'all this stuff instead of actually drawing it. Anyway, lets get started!
1: Simon usually wears his red vest with torn up jean shorts.
2: I'm wearing a grey graphic T-shirt. It has an 8-but Darth Vader and Stormtrooper, with an 8-bit Star Wars on it. I'm wearing green and black shorts too!
3: Simon's doesn't go to school
4: Simon: What's "swimwear"? Either way, I don't swim unless I'm grabbing fish.
Me: The question is what you wear when you're in the water.
Simon: Humans wear clothes in the water?
Me: When we're in a pool, yes!
Simon: Huh....
What's a pool?
5: Me: He doesn't have any....
Simon: Every time I find a dead guy on the streets I can't grab his underwear because it's in blood.
Me: That's..... I didn't need to know that...
6: Simon: I'm not taking off my clothes.
7: Simon doesn't have any winter clothes.
Simon: Yup. Sometimes I try to freeze myself to death.
Me: you're depressing.
Simon: Don't care.
8: Simon: The only clothes I own are the ones I told you about! Stop asking me these stupid questions.
9: Simon: I don't tend to show any emotion. But when I do it's usually because I'm pissed.
Me: Or when you think something is funny.
Simon: That too.
10: Simon: Who the Hell stands on their hands?!
Me: People that want to?
Simon: You humans are so strange.
11: Me: He likes cats a lot.
Simon: They're practically the only creatures on this planet that have actually cared about me.
12: Simon—
Simon: I don't have friends. People think of me as a freak. That's why I'm so "edgy".
13: Simon: What a normal Human-Lizard hybrid would look like sitting on a couch. What kind of a question is this?
14: Simon: reads question So they mean smile?
Me: Pretty much.
15: Simon: These questions are strange.
Me: Well, the tag was originally meant for all of these to be drawn.
Simon: And you decided not to?
Me: I'm lazy of course I did.
16: Simon: I don't play "sports".
17: He looks pretty bad....
Simon: Bruised, bloody, maybe a broken bone or two...
Me: we get the point.
18: Simon: I basically look like a smaller version of me. Tiny, with sharp claw nails, and long hair.
Me: what a about clothes?
Simon: Honestly, I'm not sure I had any....
19: Me: grabs a propeller hat
Simon: Don't you dare.
20: Simon: See that picture at the top?
That with my eyes closed.
Me: You really hate expression, don't you?
Simon: Living on my own with people either tormenting, running away, or trying to kill me for 13 years is how that happened.
Me: I should make you a bit more happy.
Simon: By "happy" you mean "sarcastic and a superhero"
Me: .......
Don't spoil your role in the next universe I put you in.
