Let me tell you about the time I killed myself in a book

37 9 13
                                    

Yeah yeah, y'all want me to start talking.

Well, I wrote a book once. I was in it.

I killed myself off.

And then I made it funny.

So, basically what happened is that I got attacked by killer robots and bled out.

Then I did an afterlife sequence. In short, I got kicked out of both Heaven and Hell.

And that revived me.

Because neither one of them wanted me in their respective afterlife realm.

THEREFOR SHOWING Y'ALL HOW PATHETIC I AM!

Idk why I wrote this....

Idk why I wrote this

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Random crapWhere stories live. Discover now