Oh no Luke is rambling again.

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Hi I'm being Super Mario Galaxy trash today.

"Oh god, he's gonna rant about Rosalina."

Anyone thinking that is correct, but that'll be later.

First, I wanna talk about how beautiful this game is.

It's starts out like a story book. It explains that once every hundred years, the Mushroom Kingdom has a festival celebrating the sight seeing of a comet. It then shows a letter from Peach, telling Mario that she has a gift for him, and for him to meet at her castle.

Mario dances through the streets of the kingdom, with Toads of all colors having a happy time, enjoying the Star Bitz shower.

Then, with no warning at all, Bowser comes in with an all out attack on the Mushroom Kingdom, to kidnap Peach so she can witness the making of his galaxy.

Bowser, you outdid yourself, my guy XD

However, due to that Apricot Star boi you saw in that video, Mario wakes up on a peaceful moon.

However, due to that Apricot Star boi you saw in that video, Mario wakes up on a peaceful moon

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Talk about an awesome intro, right?

Like Jesus, Nintendo. You really outdid yourself with this game.

Do it again.

Fuck, go back—

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Fuck, go back—

Fuck, go back—

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