3:27 p.m.
EyeEarOh: im bored
Milky Way: I'm not coming over
EyeEarOh: you're so mean
Milky Way: You're a horny fuck
EyeEarOh: you're sexually frustrating
Papa Shrek: ah, pete, remember us like this?
Yeux Wiskey: we still are
Yeux Wiskey: and i still dont fuck you
Punk: You ho ho whore
Papa Shrek: I'm a good little christmas slut, I live in a good little christmas hut
Punk: Fuckin blueberry
IGotARing: woah, little patty swearing?
Yeux Wiskey: oh he swears a lot more when im home ;)
Papa Shrek: this isnt fair to me or the people
Punk: no shit, we arent morgan and morgan
Mrs. Burton: shots fired
Milky Way: mikey, leave him alone
Papa Shrek: i know your short ass did not just try me
Punk: and i know lonely ass did not ask me a dumb question
Punk: the fuck you think i did einstien
Tyjo: this is really heated oh my
Joe Trohman: damn, your bf is sassy pete
Not Andy Biersack: im jelly as shit
Papa Shrek: are you seriously trying to start a war with me?
Punk: well i sure as hell aint starting a tickle fight
Tyjo: DAAAAAAAAAMN
Jishwa: oh shit
Daddy: SLAY BABY
Cheezwiz: GO MY SASS SPAWN
Milky Way: GET 'EM BOI
Papa Shrek: gee what the fuck???
Milky Way: what
Papa Shrek: im your brother
Milky Way: youre trying to be a man stealer
Yeux Wiskey: emphasis on trying
Papa Shrek: is everyone against me???
EyeEarOh: im not
Papa Shrek: but i dont like youuuu
EyeEarOh: oof
Flounder: ha
Daddy: GUESS WHO JUST FINISHED HOLIDAY SHOPPING BITCHESSSS
Mrs. Burton: CONGRATION MY DUDE
Daddy: what made you think it was me?
Daddy: I haven't even started
Papa Shrek: IT'S LITERALLY THE 23RD WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Cheezwiz: the real question is who ;)
Flounder: my ass hurts
Cheezwiz: really? bren when did you do him?
Flounder: oh no, im shopping and some 3 year old bitch just drove her bike right into my back
Tyjo: oof
Jishwa: ouch
Flounder: i should have killed the little monster
Jishwa: i did my shopping on black friday
Tyjo: i still have bruises
Milky Way: awww, poor thing
Flounder: another little fucker just hit me with something i'm about to go batshit on the bitches
EyeEarOh: you're so nice to children, you'd make a great dad
Flounder: i probably would due to how much work im putting into this fUCKING SHOPPING
Flounder: I MEAN, I DIDNT TURN AROUND AND BACKHAND THAT FUCKING BLUEBERRY, MY CART HAS BEEN STOLEN 3 TIMES WITH ALL MY SHIT IN IT, AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE ONE OF MY GIFT CARDS ARE
Milky Way: congrats
Maple Sarah: exactly why i do all my shopping online.
Cheezwiz: smartass
(DOUBLE UPDATE BECAUSE OF THE HOLIDAYS!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS MY DUDES!!)
(sadly, this may be my last update on wattpad. Some things came up and i may not be able to update anymore... very sorry. this story was the most fun ive had in so long.)
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