(M A N I A. I S. S T I L L. M Y. S H I T
I'm wheezing
I can't)
2:47 P.M.
Daddy changed their name to Satan
Satan: so you can have a boneless pizza
Yeux Wiskey changed their name to Pepe Boi
Pepe Boi: o shit
Satan: but what else can be boneless?
Punk: Bren, please
Cheezwiz: ONLY I CAN BEG DAMMIT
Andy Biersack: you guys can make anything kinky can't you?
Pepe Boi: O SHIT
Satan: don't worry honey, you won't have to ;)
Pepe Boi: O S H I T
Punk changed their name to Patty
Patty: I'm too tired for this rn please don't Brendon
Flounder changed their name to Spider Dad
Spider Dad: it's like 3 o'clock in the afternoon, calm down.
Pepe Boi: he was taking a nap
Satan: was it
Spider Dad: don't do it
Mrs. Burton: don't fuckin do it
Satan: 🅱oneless
Andy Biersack: that didn't even make any sense
Joe Trohman: he just did it
Not Andy Biersack: oh goodness
Not Andy Biersack changed their name to That One Surfboard Company
That One Surfboard Company: were all gonna die
Satan: like you didn't know that already you emo fucks
Pepe Boi: I invented emo bitch of course I knew
Andy Biersack: bitch please, I have a goddamn wig so black it's almost purple. I have eyeliner thicker than Patrick don't TEST ME
Patty: don't call him a bitch, he's kinda okay I guess but not bitch material. Also, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
Satan: thank you
Pepe Boi: thanks bae
Spider Dad: Patrick oml you are so fucking precious and I want to hug you and pat your head and make sure you're well fed and happy and get everything you need you fucking cinnamon roll human being I love you more than I love grapes omfg
Cheezwiz: G R A P E S ? ? ?
Jishwa: same tho dal
Mrs. Burton: ^
YOU ARE READING
Super Gay™ ♡ Groupchat
Humor"I was not consumed by the gay agenda, I AM the gay agenda."
