The 5 Days of Christmas (3)

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From: satanforeheadurie@gmail.com

To: dangivesadvice@gmail.com

Hi sister Daniel.

So my friends are doing this secret santa thing. I know exactly what to get my secret santa person but I have no idea how to get it. I've looked on amazon and walmart and pretty much everywhere but Target because Target is my mortal enemy. What do I do????

From: dangivesadvice@gmail.com

To: satanforeheadurie@gmail.com

Okay, first of all, please don't call me that. Second of all, man up and look at Target. I promise it wont kill you. Third of all, why is Target your mortal enemy? I don't understand? Help me?

From: satanforeheadurie@gmail.com

To: dangivesadvice@gmail.com

It was the summer of 2001...

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