Me: Seborga get in here!
Seborga: Ciao ciao ciao~
Me: I have a dare for you!
Seborga: What is it?
Me: MoonlightOokami wants you to make Molossia jealous!
Seborga: That'll be easy~!
Me: It probably will be lmao... he gets jealous reallyyyyyyyy easily doesn't he.
Seborga: Exactly! Now... I'll need someone to help me out... Ooh! I know!
Seborga: Hutt! C'mere!
Hutt River: *appears* So... why'd you call me?
Seborga: Oh- well... *explains his plan*
Hutt River: *cackles* Oh, that'll be hilarious~!
Seborga: I know~ And it'll make him mad at me, which is good, because when he's mad at me he's really rough-
Me: STOP
Seborga: Why?
Me: No talking about your sex life in my lobby
Seborga: ??? fine??
Seborga: Anyway~! Let's do this!
-Timeskip until Molossia shows up-
Molossia: *appears*
Seborga: *is standing with Hutt*
Hutt River: *is standing with Seborga*
Molossia: *eye twitch*
Seborga: *laughs at something Hutt says*
Molossia: *starts to get jealous*
Hutt River: *drapes an arm over Seborga's shoulders. best friend behavior*
Molossia: *clenches fists*
Seborga: *giggles and kisses both of Hutt's cheeks and hugs him*
Molossia: *growl*
Hutt River: *laughs and does the same as Seborga just did*
Molossia: *is reallyyyyyy jealous now*
Seborga+Hutt River: *go back to talking about... whatever*
Molossia: *marches over and drags Hutt away from Seborga and kicks Hutt in the shins* WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Hutt River: You bitch *falls dramatically*
Me: *facepalm*
Molossia: *looks at Seborga* What the fuck was that?
Seborga: ...Molly...we were just talking...
Molossia: No! You weren't! YOU DONT KISS SOMEONE YOU'RE "JUST TALKING" TO
Seborga: *giggle* Molly~ Kissing someone on both cheeks is a custom between friends in Italy and France~ You know that, don't you?
Molossia: ...what...
Seborga: Yeah! It's normal to kiss a good friend on the cheek when you see them!
Molossia: So... you- you're not... in love with him?
Seborga: Oh heavens no! I mean... I do love him... As a friend! And you're the one I want to be with forever, anyway, amore~
Molossia: *blUsh* O-oh-
Seborga: And, you know I have my own special kisses just for you~ *leans close* Y'know... like... here~? *and here he presses a light kiss to Mol's neck*
Molossia: *BLUSH*
Seborga: And here~? *he kisses the back of Mol's hand*
Molossia: *more flustered*
Seborga: and of course~ You know this next one, sì~? Do I have to demonstrate *is not-so-subtly staring at Mol's crotch*
Molossia: NO-!
Seborga: *giggle* Plus~ It was a dare~ Someone asked me to make you jealous~
Molossia: WHAT *is now angry*
Seborga: Yep~!
Molossia: You little shit!
Me: lmaooooooooooo thanks for the dare xD
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