Me: Hey! We have some more dares!
Me: And these relate to certain
Me: SHIPS
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me: mawhahahhahhahahah *cough*
Me: Anyway!
Me: The first dare is for Ladonia and Kugelmugel!
Ladonia: oh great what do we have to do
Me: mercurykincaid56 wants you two to make out in front of Austria and Hungary and the Nordics!
Kugelmugel: Why.
Me: I don't know why- maybe they ship it??
Kugelmugel: Well I'm not making out with Ladonia, even if he is art.
Ladonia: ESPECIALLY NOT IN FRONT OF OUR FAMILIES JFC
Me: Kiss on the cheek????? or something??? just kiss
Ladonia: we can do that
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*In a room with the Nordics, AusHun, LadKugel, and Me*
Me: Go on
LadKugel: *kiss each other's cheeks*
Austria: *SHOOK*
Hungary: Aww~
Norway:
Denmark: *LAUGH LAUGH* THAT'S CUTE
Finland: *grin grin grin* Hurt my son and you die
Sweden: 👌
Iceland: *no reaction*
Sealand: EW GROSS WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT
Ladonia: *scowl*
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Me: The other dare is also from mercurykincaid56 and it's for Hutt River and Seborga!
Seborga: Ciao~ I'm here!
Hutt River: *flips hair* The fabulous me is also here!
Seborga: What is our dare?
Me: It is for you two to make out in front of Australia, New Zealand, Italy and Romano. (and im going to add Wy and Rome too)
Me: And Molossia can't be anywhere near you.
Molossia: IM SORRY W H A T
Molossia: FUCK NO
Seborga: I've kissed him before, Molly, it's not a big deal.
Hutt River: Mhm. Best friends can kiss, you peasant.
Seborga: :) In fact I've kissed most of the people here.
Molossia: W AHT
Iceland: You've never kissed me
Luxembourg: Yes he has, I was there.
Seborga: of course there've been different kinds of kisses, like some people I've only kissed their cheek, but most of them I've kissed on the mouth and/or made out with.
Molossia: HWAT AIUSHFLKADHAKDAFKCLSDJODIAHKJHLJHLk *self destructs*
Seborga: oh dear
Hutt River: finally he got what he deserved
Me: well that takes care of keeping him away
Luxembourg: yes it does
Me: you don't seem affected by this at all
Luxembourg: I know it doesn't mean anything they're best friends
Luxembourg: plus it's always been a fantasy of mine I see this
Me: oH
Me: ANYWAY
Me: now you two can kiss!
Me: well i have to summon your families first
Me: *summons families*
Me: GO DO YOUR DARE
Seborga: *smile*
Hutt River: *smile*
SebHutt: *kiss*
SebHutt: *hug*
SebHutt: *fucking maKE OUT*
Romano: *what the fuck face* WHAT THE FUCK
Italy: ... :)?
Rome: EHHH??? I THOUGHT HE WAS DATING THE MEAN ONE
Australia: NO- NO- NOT ANOTHER ONE- STOP DEFILING MY BABY BROTHER
New Zealand: Aussie shut up
Wy: NO *covers eyes* STOP
And then something appears in the distance. It's Molossia, glowing with the rage of a thousand suns and falling through the sky.
Molossia: *SCREAMING AND SWEARING* *lands on Hutt and knocks him over* biTCH
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I'm sorry
This is such crack
It's the middle of the night
Save me
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