Lux is a Lying Liar

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Me: oooo this'll be good!

Me: Lux! You've got a dare!

Luxembourg: You called?

Me: Your dare is from Littlelady_9 and they want you to "tell Belgium her waffles and chocolate sucks and that Hutt River's food is always going to be better".

Luxembourg: But that's just...not true.

Hutt River: Excuse you? I'll have you know my baking is the best in the entire world!

Molossia: Pfft no.

Luxembourg: Hutt- Um- sorry!

Me: :,) Lux, just lie to her. It'll be great.

Luxembourg: fine

*timeskip*

Luxembourg: Hallo, big sis!

Belgium: Little brother! Hallo~!

Luxembourg: I- I just wanted to tell you that- well- 

Luxembourg: YOURWAFFLESANDCHOCOLATESUCKANDHUTTRIVER'SFOODWILLALWAYSBEBETTER!!!

Belgium: ..what?

Luxembourg: Your waffles and chocolate...suck. And- and Hutt River's food will always be- be better.

Belgium: *blink* By 'Hutt River's food' do you mean his dick????

Luxembourg: Um- uh- No, I mean the food he bakes is sooo much better than what you do- *awkward*

Belgium: *her face slowly goes from :) to 'I want to kill someone* whAt?

Luxembourg: *oh no*

Belgium: Little brother-!

Belgium: YOU LYING LIAR THAT'S NOT TRUE AND YOU KNOW IT

Luxembourg: HAAAAAAAAAAaa PRANKD *RUNS*

Me: PPFFT-

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Yep. I'm going to try to update some more chapters today. I've been procrastinating so long and I really need to get up to speed with all the asks/dares.

Also! Asks/Dares are closed, so PLEASE don't send in any more until I reopen it! It'll be when I get caught up on every queued ask/dare!

Hopefully that will be soon. 


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