Fira's Brilliant Ideas 6

Don't. Mess. With. Her. Af.

Oh, holy shit, where do I begin?

Okay.

We left for Walmart around 9.

We got there. It was Hell. That was to be expected.

But, we didn't finish until, like, almost 11:30.

So, we were hungry.

We forgot that Huddle House closed at 12.

So, we went across the street to Waffle House.

When we parked, we were talking in the car about how we had a very late meal at a Waffle House outside of Atlanta on the night after the You're Welcome tour. 

And, there's this employee standing outside and she says, "Dang. I come out to smoke a cigarette and you pull up right after I've lit it."

And we say, y'know, it's fine. We don't have a problem with it. Because...my parents are former smokers.

Before we got inside, the lady said, "Honey, I love your outfit."'

"Oh, thank you!" ;v;

And, we go in. And we sit in the back.

And holy shit that was the biggest freaking mistake we had made all year tbh

So, it takes a long freaking time for a waitress to get to us.

Not too long after, a man sits in the very back seat (the table that was behind my dad.)

And, so, the waitress comes, and she seems kinda nice at first glance, and she eventually asks, "Would you like onion on your hamburger?"

(Take note in that wording. That is EXACTLY how she said it to us.)

Note: My mom got a SINGLE hamburger with cheese, onion, and I think bacon. With lettuce, tomato, and pickle.

And, my mom said yes... she wanted onion.

And so, we wait.

Oh geez, I got coffee....SO IMMA BE UP A WHILE XDDD

Our food finally comes.

And it's fine.

Except. My mom notices....that she has double meat.

So, she puts it to the side.

And, then the waitress came.

She asked if everything was okay.

And, my mom said that she did not order extra meat and asked if she could have a refund for the extra meat.

But then she says blah blah if you eat it you can't get a refund, that's the rule......and that SHE DID ORDER IT. (Which, is incorrect.)

But, my mom had set the extra meat to THE SIDE.

It was uneaten.

And, that's when my mom started getting mad. This waitress accused her of LYING.

And, as the conversation between them went on, I was so close to saying, "EXCUSE ME??????" To this freaking lady.

But, I kept my head turned, so I would not say something rash.

And then, the waitress.....says.....

"I asked you if you wanted onion on your double."

Mmmmmmmmmmmm bitch no

you done fucked up

And, my mom says no. That is incorrect. That is putting words in her mouth. And called that bad waitressing.

(Which, in my mom's defence, the waitress was really bad at her job. She had a terrible attitude.)

Which, the waitress started to get all pissy like, "You can bring this up to my manager." And shit.

And, my mom replies, "Yes. I WILL."

So, the waitress leaves eventually. Things are kinda tense at the table.

And, then, the employee from outside came up to the table, and introduced herself.

But, oh my god, she was so freaking great.

She was wearing really pretty chokers and had a sheathed knife on a necklace hanging from her neck.

My mom went on to explain that it wasn't the food she was upset about.....

It was the waitress' attitude.

She said she understood.

And she gave us a dollar for the extra meat.

She carried a nice conversation with us.

She is such a good employee, and person.

But, she said that she wanted us to come back and let her serve us.

My mom gave her six to seven dollars (this included the dollar that she gave us) and my mom told her that that was hers. To go in her pocket.

So, thank you so much, Wiler. We are very thankful for you confronting her and making things right.

There's a bit more to this story, but I'm honestly so freaking tired rn and I have to get up early.