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Over the years, I've truly realized that I am essentially lacking basic human knowledge. Such as: How to order food How to accept compliments And..... How to speak to other people in general Oh boy, am I glad I have the internet. In this sixth b...

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by BlackFiraRose

by BlackFiraRose

(non-story spoilers for botw. I'M JUST RANTING ABOUT GUARDIANS XDDD They're uhhhh.... ANNOYING AF XD)

IM TOTALLY NOT PROCRASTINATING ON THE NEW QUIET CHAPTER

NO WAYYYYY

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Have a look at some stuff I found because I'm honestly bored asf

WOULD BUY 1000000000000000000000000000000000000\10

what fucking number is that o-o'

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OKAY UMH

i'm honestly fucking scared of the Central Tower.

I WAS TRYING TO GO AROUND THOSE TWO IDLE ASSHOLES. BEING ALL SNEAKY AND SHIT LIKE HAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING BESTED YOU!

But...

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SO THE GOD DAMN SENSOR WAS GOING OFF AND IM LIKE EHHHHH IT'S JUT PICKING UP THAT STALKER GUARDIAN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD!11111111!!!!1!!1

A FUCKING GUARDIAN STALKER WAS BEHIND ME AND WHEN I HEARD THAT LITTLE WHIMSICAL TUNE OF HELL.

I. KNEW. I. FUCKED. UP.

And I couldn't run fast enough and that bitch almost one shotted me and I pressed the wrong button and couldn't press it in time and I died and I was literally screaming in agony, to the annoyance of my parents, who were in the same room as me and NOT THAT FAR AWAY!

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Like, fuck man. Jules. You warned me about them and I was like hahahahaa you can't fool me bitches

BUT I HAVE HAD SOME SHITTY LUCK LATELY!

There was the Guardian stalker in Eldin.

The first Stalker near the Central Tower.

The second Stalker near the Central Tower. (And those Decayed motherfuckers.)

The Decayed one at the road near the stable in Northern (?) Akkala.

The Decayed one by the Akkala Tech Lab.

The Stalker that fucking scared the shit out of me by some cliff or hill somewhere north of Hyrule Castle. AND THAT ONE-SHOT ME HDWHDIEKHDJK

ALMOST GETTING CAUGHT BY ONE OF THOSE FLYING MOTHERFUCKERS.

So. BUT. I watched this video where this guy with only three hearts and has 1/4 of a stamina wheel from shrines...

AND HOLY SHIT IS HYRULE CASTLE A CLUSTERFUCK

Makes me nervous thinking about aLL DEM LASERS COMING FOR ME but uhhh IM GONNA BE PREPARED.

a III guardian scout broke my knights shield last night and i was pissed wdjwbdwjssk

OKAY IM JUST RAMBLING AT THIS POINT I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IM DOING ANYMORE