OH BOY.
.____.
So, I go in Subway and get some food.
'Cause who doesn't like Subway?
WITH MY LIST! THANKYOUVERYMUCH!
I FINALLY MAKE IT TO MY SANDWICH– a Chicken and Bacon Ranch Melt, toasted, on italian herb bread, with spinach, tomato, olives, light onion, ranch, mayonnaise, heavy chipotle, oil, vinegar, salt, pepper, and oregano.
I PUT MY DAD'S CARD IN THE MACHINE
"Okay, take it out?"
*FURIOUS BEEPING*
Me: Uh... o_o'
Fuck. I broke it.
Cashier: UHHHHHHHHHHHH O_O'
*Five minutes later*
Cashier: We need management.
SO, THE MANAGEMENT LADY COMES!
She calls in ANOTHER PERSON!
He comes....
He....calls in another guy through radio and attempts to fix it.
AND HE CAN'T!!!!
While all of this was going on....some people behind me....had some HILARIOUS things to say.
"Like my daughters say to me....'it's your fault!' Nah, I'm kidding!"
"This has GOT to be a record."
"If you don't fix this soon, man, you're going to lose money. Your customers tired and impatient!"
Eventually, it got to the point where I had to text my dad to go and get Frosty's from Wendy's because I wouldn't be able to.
Soon, the guy just GAVE EVERYONE THEIR SANDWICHES! No charge.
He was adamant about it.
So, KUDOS TO YOU SUBWAY. Hope you get that machine fixed, cause you just lost about $60.
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