Welcome To My Odd Mind

Humans VS Robots & Vampires

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Wattpad.

You: Hello there :)

Stranger: Hey

You: Don't put asl, this will be your answer: 3658 | Genderless Robot | Planet Lorien

You: XD

Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU WIN OMG AHAHAH

You: I've been doing that to a few people, I just love it :) And the freaking I am number 4 reference X3

Stranger: Aahahhah ah man, but, can you tell me how is that feeling of being a genderless robot?

You: I must say, it's wonderful because no one tried hitting on you XD

Stranger: ahahaahah ah man, can I ever be like you?

You: No, because I am immortal. Silly goose-muffin :3

Stranger: I'm your fan, you're my idol. When i grow up i wanna be like you

You: Daw, I'm so proud. tenouttaten :)

Stranger: Mr. Robot?

You: I am Glitch, the distinctly female robot with an oddly male-like voice.

You: But...yes?

Stranger: I'm sorry Mrs. Glitch, I didn't want to offend you :(

You: Oh it's fine.

You: Oh, by the way, do you happen to watch Minecrafters?

Stranger: Nah

You: Oh. Well that's a pity. Any gaming content at all?

Stranger: Nope

You: Oh...do you watch YouTube at all?

Stranger: just for music

Stranger: I'm a nerd. But not a gamer nerd

You: Hmm...I know what might get you into gaming content, that's nerdy, but both kinds :)

You: You might want to check out Game Theory; it might get you into it.

Stranger: what is it about?

You: Theories/Questions based upon games, that relate to a lot of nerdy stuff. On the show, it's been shown that Princess Peach [From Super Mario Bros] has Bi Polar Disorder, and Stockholm Syndrome.

You: It's also talked about math [Volume of the moon from Majora's Mask, Samus's Morph Ball, ect.], scientific theories [The many worlds theory, the 5 stages of grief, ect.], and more :)

Stranger: hm, sounds awesome, i'm already searching it

Stranger: so, tell me Mrs Robot, are you a nerd?

You: Yes, both ways :)

You: I play Minecraft, Pokémon, and a few other games. Trying to get Kirby Triple Deluxe ;-;

Stranger: beside of games what other nerd things you do ? ahah

You: I've looked up things like scientific theories, conspiracy theories, I've been debating whether or not to start getting into sci-fi. But to be honest, I lean more on the gaming side of things.

You: Hey, what's your Wattpad username?

Stranger: TwinsFromHell

You: Cool. Mine's "Flames_Everlasting" so maybe you'll find me someday. But just so you know, I'm a huge YouTube/Minecrafter fan.

Stranger: Ahahahahah i'm a huge fan of books, political stuff, and other stuff

Stranger: scientific stuff

You: I like science. Computer sciences intrigue me quite a bit, knowing robots are coming closer and closer to our reality.

You: Then again, as I've stated before, they have, since I am one :)

Stranger: I'm a vampire, so you know, I always knew robot were comming

You: Oh my god.

You: WE CAN WORK TOGETHER TO ENSLAVE HUMANITY!!!! :D

Stranger: Ewwww, god

Stranger: nah just kidding, i don't mind about the old man

Stranger: OMG YES WE CAN

Stranger: CAN I DRINK THEIR BLOOD ??? :3

Stranger: PLEASEEEEE

You: I usually say "Oh My Arceus" [Pokémon nerd here] because of the fact I find saying "Oh My God" is a bit much.

And YES YOU CAN DON'T WORRY :D I'M ONLY IN IT TO REPLACE THEM WITH AN ENORMOUS COMPUTER AND THE VAMPIRE/ROBOT APOCALYPSE WILL BE THE GREATEST MEMORY OF ALL TIME

You: We can work together to kill them all :)

Stranger: CAN WE CREATE ZOMBIES?!

You: Yeah, dude! Then we get a Robot/Vampire/Zombie apocalypse!

Stranger: I usually say ' by the angel ' (books nerd stuff) ahah

You: All we would need are Aliens and Werewolves

Stranger: omg, so excited about this

Stranger: I hate werewolves

Stranger: but i have contact with them

You: Eh, but they're still getting rid of the humans, so no big deal.

You: As long as the simple mortals are gone, I'm happy. They made me live, I make them die. Simple procedure.

Stranger: Ahhhhh, I still remember my last day as a human being

You: I was never human, so I wouldn't know what that's like. In fact, I actually can't feel emotions or pain.

You: Hit me in the head with a hammer, you'll see.

Stranger: you would seem ugly then, nah, i believe you don't

Stranger: actually i don't either

You: Exactly :D We can be emotionless freaks together and kill all da hoomanz

Stranger: omg yeeeeesh

You: Robots & Vampires VS Humanz. We know who'd win ;)

Stranger: not stupid humans ofc

You: :)

You: Well, my buddy Jenny's waiting to find me. I'll see you 'round, fellow human-hater :D